points: 16

Shit Guys Dont Say Out Loud


by cheesus

submitted August 19th 2012

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comments (9)
....okay, quite a few of those are accurate.
6 years ago
i thought so too
6 years ago
i have a boner
6 years ago
my favorite is that fart was wetter than i thought it would be
6 years ago
My hemorrhoids are burning
6 years ago
(I wonder how I can trick her into anal)
6 years ago
Lie down on the floor with her watching TV, then get up to get something to drink, then on the way back in, trip and slam your dick right in her ass. Works every time.
6 years ago
That's rape, toolman. Duly noted....
6 years ago
I say those things out loud all the time except for I just farted because my farts are so loud, I don't have to say it.
6 years ago
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