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smerf's pov

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by drumrave

submitted August 16th 2012

25 comments
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smerf's pov
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God damnit drum
5 years ago
Aaaaand fuck you.
5 years ago
lol this is what you'll see until you piss all that water weight out
5 years ago
Nope! Never had any problem seeing my junk.
5 years ago
Unfortunately for the rest of us, we can say the same.
5 years ago
* smerf whips it out and wags it at Jones *
5 years ago
Careful Dr., don't tempt faith with a deadly game of tug o war.
5 years ago
* smerf summons his ginger powers *
5 years ago
the power of malignant melanoma? what are you going to do with that?
5 years ago
* smerf gives bert a sunburn by proxie *
5 years ago
* Jones gives smerf fleas *
5 years ago
* conky tries to piss zeker off *


arf arf woof woof
5 years ago
* Jones performs a puppet show with Conky *
5 years ago
Punch and Judy?
5 years ago
has smerf's dick gotten smaller?
5 years ago
does it feel smaller?
5 years ago
Not that I've noticed.
5 years ago
I don't know, ask fries
5 years ago
I've heard dry 'bating can cause tissue damage and shrink it. Is this true Dr. Smerf?
5 years ago
Well, if you jack so much that you get friction burns, and then keep going, I suppose it could result in scar tissue contractures.
5 years ago
* Jones summons the residential smerf handler Toaster to look into the matter *
5 years ago
time for a diet i thinks
5 years ago
I have lost 9 lbs since Monday.
5 years ago
your tongue fell off?
5 years ago
Well, for awhile I was pissing nearly a quart every 30 minutes.
5 years ago
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