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Haven't found the right one

yea, keep looking..

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by IdontKnowMan

submitted August 13th 2012

124 comments
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Haven't found the right one
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she's needs to set her sights a little lower
5 years ago
A hand model who makes 5 figures and drives a Prius?
5 years ago
a bellhop?
5 years ago
"Lowered expect-aaa-tiooooons"
5 years ago
a nigger
5 years ago
Any lower, and she wouldn;t know they'd exist.
5 years ago
just what every millionaire wants, a chubby gold digger.
5 years ago
she would make a great anchor
5 years ago
no, fat floats...
5 years ago
Hilarious. She spelt enough "enought".. haha.
5 years ago
and you spelled spelled "spelt". So what is your point?
5 years ago
http://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100313040237AAHlMm6
5 years ago
* possum gives up on deadbeat, and plugs sapphofile *
5 years ago
welp, i fucked up there.. but it is the british spelling..
5 years ago
too late poopyhead
5 years ago
welcome to the limey presence deadbeat.
5 years ago
im not british..
But it's spelt (or spelled, toaster) that way here too

cmon poss, dont give up on me.
5 years ago
did you just link yahoo answers?
5 years ago
jesus fucking christ....
5 years ago
deadbeat is dead to me now
5 years ago
possum has given up on you. your only hope now is to join the limey presence. We sense your desperation, and we sympathise.
5 years ago
Don't do it, it's a trick!
5 years ago
can somebody REALLY be that desperate?
Fucking poms.
and yes i did use yahoo answers, because honestly it was the only place i could find that backed me up. Maybe I was desperate..
5 years ago
poss, what we had was real..
5 years ago
chuck testa
5 years ago
nah, id probably drag your rep down anyway. you're better than that. When the time comes, and we've both matured, maybe we can reconcile...
5 years ago
hmm aussie eh. Your disposition has been noted.
5 years ago
Fucking criminals...
5 years ago
oh, shit. i forgot you guys own us. fuck.
5 years ago
also, found this: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/spelt

not yahoo answers at least.. too little, too late i suppose.
5 years ago
Now you must complete the bladesman trial in order to join us.
5 years ago
i still dont want to join you. I'd rather be alone on here than join you guys. sorry.
and im probably the most pathetic crim there is smerf
5 years ago
* smerf has no criminal record. *


Haha, bitch!
5 years ago
neither do i.
that's the point.
5 years ago
you have a point?

But we've already established that you're aussie, there IS no purpose to your existence
5 years ago
and you want me to join your little group? why then?
5 years ago
hold on, bladesman trial? what is?
5 years ago
Your penis has to be at least as long as Bladesman's before Fries will let you join the Brits.
5 years ago
Proof. With sign.
5 years ago
well im out.

How long is that, outta curiosity?
5 years ago
No homo
5 years ago
An inch approximately, Fries isn't too picky about his pickles.
5 years ago
oh, you know i think i could JUST beat that.

as well as have a longer dick.
still dont wanna join.
5 years ago
we can only assume you have a tiny cock otherwise. And you shall always be known for it
5 years ago
I dub thee; panini
5 years ago
Being beat by Bladesman is pretty sad.
5 years ago
ok. im cool with that.
hey lets assume it's an innie..
5 years ago
Lol. Even bladesman gets to take the piss
5 years ago
farewell panini
5 years ago
so cut.

ok. bye.
5 years ago
It's cool, there's always the germans
5 years ago
well, even I, the great panini, must be seen as well hung in that group..
Still dont wanna join.
5 years ago
You are too small to join
5 years ago
Yep, you can talk.
5 years ago
hold on, isnt panini a sandwich?

i pictured some small sausage thing. a sandwich for a dick isnt too bad.. i almost want to change my name to panini now.
5 years ago
Come to the ocean, we'll make great use of that fatass.
5 years ago
Sorry, there's already a token shark. Maybe you can choose another animal.. like a maggot or something.
5 years ago
looking like she does she needs to shoot for the stars. cause no matter what reality is going to be far far faarrrrrrr ffffaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr from her dreams.
5 years ago
looks like drummy in the shower
5 years ago
well this one slipped by me
5 years ago
has anyone let her know that this ad is here, with all of the usual constructive criticism?
5 years ago
because they have now!
5 years ago
Tr are you going to contact her tell her you need a place to live. Tell her you are her dreamboat. Let her know that you make those six figures and you also are a HOT babe attraction ride.
5 years ago
See Tr, don't be mad because you live in a Tent in the woods see if you go live with her she can treat you like the Real Man you want to be. Better yet she looks like she can cook a mean steak FOR HERSELF while you starve in the woods eating squirrels!
5 years ago
TRouble in paradise?
5 years ago
jackiebaby is one of trs aliases,,
5 years ago
not kidding
5 years ago
i know it makes it even more awkward
5 years ago
whoever he lives with according to tr himself booted him out of his apt..likely because he has no money or job...trs plan is to go live in a tent...."camping" is how he refers to it
5 years ago
seriously
5 years ago
eating squirrels in the woods isn't starving. It's good eating.
5 years ago
hahahahaha
5 years ago
So he is mucho's answer to les stroud and ray mears
5 years ago
He can be the local squatch
5 years ago
not at all..to be "camping" you have to have an actual home to be away from..tr's not camping..thats a homeless person
5 years ago
hahah good point. I hope he knows at least how to hobo fish (ray mears; extreme survival, episode 5)
5 years ago
i dont think he can cook a frozen fish stick
5 years ago
it's also possible his "campground" is leaning against the 7 11 dumpster
5 years ago
if i do decide to go camping, i will have ample food supplies; in fact, the amount of time i spend camping will be based on how much food i take.
5 years ago
and, if i'm so poor, how is it that i have a pro membership?
5 years ago
that's poser camping then. If you can't live off the land, you are a faggot
5 years ago
hahahahahaha i told you i wasnt making it up
5 years ago
"hey tr ..its pouring rain ..its cold..this sucks...lets just go home"....."i am home"
5 years ago
it's only my first attempt...get back to me on my fourth or fifth trip out and we'll see how much i can live off the land
5 years ago
i do have a fishing rod...
5 years ago
hold on there, new guy...who would i be talking to in that scenario?

i'd be there by myself.
5 years ago
plenty of coconut trees in the starbucks parking lot there greaseneck
5 years ago
exactly.
5 years ago
Are you referring to me as the new guy?

Also, a video diary of events such as your first hobo meal is a must.
5 years ago
We will slowly see the insanity unfolding.
5 years ago
how could i be referring to you as the new guy when your account is older than mine?
5 years ago
remember what it was like before dik joined?
5 years ago
he cant afford 15 dollars for a webcam according to him
5 years ago
hes going to get eaten by mcdonalds dumpster rats failing to put up the tent he borrowed
5 years ago
"hey hey gtfo of here you fucking bum!!!"...."im camping"
5 years ago
you mean the same webcam that i bought and used to broadcast my witnessed pushups and then was unable to use to broadcast while viewing other cams?
5 years ago
i might actually get another webcam, because this computer could take it...but i really don't care about cam chatting...it is kind of pathetic.
5 years ago
hahahahahahaha...youre going to by crying in the rain
5 years ago
"dik was right" youll be thinking
5 years ago
enjoy hepatitis you bum
5 years ago
you'll be fighting mice to suck on used eggmcmuffin wrappers
5 years ago
"sir....sir..just what are you doing?"....im camping"..."this is a walmart sir...please put some clothes on and get off the property"
5 years ago
hahaha urban survivalist
5 years ago
newsflash, idiot: it is permissible to live in walmart's parking lot.

see the girl's guide to homelessness for details on the subject.
5 years ago
thats funny because the last time i drove into a WalMart the first sign i saw was: "No Camping"

Which, i found funny. Now i find it even more funny.
5 years ago
hahahaha
5 years ago
"sir...excuse me sir....you can't fish in a walmart parking lot puddle"
5 years ago
"no sir..i do not want to see your rubiks cube ..i want you to leave walmart property"
5 years ago
*gets peppersprayed
5 years ago
People will be leaving walmart and finding their just their dogs leash left dangling.
5 years ago
I didn't want to, but I Lol'd at the rubiks cube comment .....
5 years ago
what's really funny is that i bought the rubik's cube at walmart
5 years ago
Haha
5 years ago
Tr is gonna pull a Bubbles and start stealing shopping carts for money :(
5 years ago
lol ^ banned by bono.

still funny
5 years ago
i cant believe i read all of that
5 years ago
If only Hope can Float... oh wait it does not because she's to damn fat, and as mentioned before Fat does not float.
5 years ago
fat does float.. oil and water?
5 years ago
* yak mind blown *

5 years ago
Toaster ?
5 years ago
Columbus craigslist? is she serious? its like a mini Detroit over there, nothing but drugs and hookers and a college smack in the middle.
5 years ago
Well.... It is Ohio.
5 years ago
point taken.

Alot of extremely round people over in this area. I seen crackheads with a better body, and healthy teeth in Detroit. even the kids are huge here...
5 years ago
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