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Mr. AUGUST 2012

Happy Muchoday You Canadian Reject!

featuredmuchoers gone wild

by jrob2020

submitted August 7th 2012

656 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
Mr. AUGUST 2012
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Gaaaay.
5 years ago
thx
5 years ago
thats what i was going for
5 years ago
Its like a shitty playgirl with chunk from the Goonies cousin.
4 years ago
Not that I could do any better myself, but that's a pretty terrible shop, Jrob.
5 years ago
fuck off
5 years ago
nobody asked for your nonexpertise
5 years ago
Finally she says something smart.
5 years ago
IM POSTING SHITTY SHOPS AND NOONE CAN STOP ME!!!!!
* jrob2020 giggles like a retard *
5 years ago
I do have some near genius moments, Urkel.. But they don't happen often.
5 years ago
Be quiet now.
5 years ago
Since when do I do anything you tell me to do?

5 years ago
shut up and show us your titties :)
5 years ago
hah, thatdude grew a set
5 years ago
I would also like to see your titties Rosetta, preferably in a video like thatdude's avatar
5 years ago
admittedly, the smiley face indicates that it's an underdeveloped set of proto-balls, but they are balls none-the-less
5 years ago
@ MD would you stop talking bout my balls
5 years ago
hes been putting himself out there more lately, which i like.... he had to build himself up really high with rep before he felt confident enough though. kind of the way white guys with small dicks do when theyre saving up to buy a BIG TRUCK
5 years ago
...and nobody ever heard of thatdudes balls ever again. The end.
5 years ago
Hey, my brother is a white guy that drives a big truck!

I think owning a landscaping company might have something to do with that, though
5 years ago
Which came first... the truck or the company?
5 years ago
Trick question MD, the white guy came first.
5 years ago
He drove small toyota truck at first. Later upgraded when he needed the towing capacity.
5 years ago
Its not a shitty shop, Conky's face just really is deformed like that.
5 years ago
Lil tool called perspective, learn it jrob... but yeah I'm a little deformed that's for sure.. Funny shop btw
5 years ago
I can't wait for the next issue, does that make me gay?
5 years ago
probably
5 years ago
Well I hope it's worth my new-found gayness.
5 years ago
lol
5 years ago
Sign up for an annual subscription, and you get a free bottle of Mucholube with each monthly issue.
5 years ago
its made from killroys forehead grease
5 years ago
Don't they put that stuff on pizzas too?
5 years ago
That's hot. I might just sign up to get my monthly bottle.
5 years ago
mucholube would obviously be made with neck grease
5 years ago
and sold at Dangerousdugs World of Mucho
5 years ago
No 'spell checking' either it seems.
5 years ago
Or proper punctuation, for that matter.

*You're
5 years ago
and on that note...

* smerf starts starving the troll. *
5 years ago
These are always hilarious. Good job man
5 years ago
Why does conky look like the midget in 'Willow'?
5 years ago
Conky, you Warwick Davis looking motherfucker...
5 years ago
LOL
5 years ago
this is rape
5 years ago
Franchise rape. Drummy wants his royalties.
5 years ago
*mother-fucking movie check
5 years ago
royalties? no, more like this is not what muchoboy is about.
5 years ago
Well, when the mouse is away the noobs will play.
5 years ago
defamation of character...?
5 years ago
Professional question for you, Drums: I'm looking for something in a *ahem* cheap knock-off of the Adobe suite. Hypothetically speaking, where might one procure such an item?
5 years ago
muchoboy?
5 years ago
cry harder faggot
5 years ago
gimp is free, metalface
5 years ago
Drum, this isn't muchoboy. It's muchogirl.
5 years ago
Metalface
http://kat.ph/adobe-cs5-master-suite-activation-x86-x64-keygen-whodathoughtit-t4880706.html
5 years ago
metalface like smerf said, also you might acquire such a program in the bay of pirates .se
* drumrave winks *
5 years ago
aight MetalFace....... Get Bizzy.
5 years ago
gimp d'load: 50 of 82 mb
5 years ago
gross
5 years ago
lol oh thanks
5 years ago
the guy in the pic looks so greasy... and gross :/
5 years ago
Im due for a shower any day now..
5 years ago
it's bacon grease
5 years ago
mmm bacon
* TheAllMightyToaster drools *
5 years ago
does this change everything?
5 years ago
doesn't change a thing, other than now I want some bacon
5 years ago
Haha, I've been thinking of doing mucho girl covers,
5 years ago
*Muchowhore
5 years ago
so you too are an unoriginal and unfunny dolt, jenbirdy?
5 years ago
What's you're problem?
5 years ago
hes got a stick up his ass
5 years ago
in other woords ..he mad
5 years ago
My problem is new users coming onto this site and bastardizing established community memes and making them shitty
5 years ago
it made me laugh so...mission accomplished
5 years ago
... so you laugh at your own jokes ... awesome
5 years ago
Well, I haven't done it yet, lighten up maybe.

Also, your downvote looks lonely.......
5 years ago
well i cant rely on unfunny complaining douches like you to make me laugh
5 years ago
RIP Muchoboy :(
5 years ago
if none of the established community is doing it, why complain? Can't you consider it keeping the tradition alive?
5 years ago
jrob, my humor is a bit more intelligent then the dick/fart/gay/poop jokes you make. Basically, I play solitare games that are more advanced than you
5 years ago
lol poop
5 years ago
He'd rather complain, seems like the thing to do around here.
5 years ago
its a stupid bday shop get your panties out of a wad..fuck
5 years ago
I never knew mucho was so deep drum
5 years ago
I have a right to complain, dammit.
5 years ago
MUCHO CIVIL WAR!!!!
5 years ago
Yeah, even about shit that hasn't happened yet....

* Jenbirdy rolls her eyes *
5 years ago
shit... i knew it would come to this..........

* JerkStore draws line in the dirt with the pan sword *
5 years ago
toaster, it is for some users. Look at the stuff Rolandofgiliad submits, or the time claude puts into making videos and shops. And the creativity jones puts in. Mucho is just being rehashed and halfassed with the noobs
5 years ago
* possum declares himself neutral *
5 years ago
stopcomplaining and make your own oc...problem solved
5 years ago
I do
5 years ago
he does
5 years ago
Does he?
5 years ago
If I had more time on my hands and a bit more knowledge with some programs I would create more things.
5 years ago
my armpit was oc. fact
5 years ago
also this isn't oc, Claude created muchoboy. It was funny and clever. You took that idea and put conky's face on in
5 years ago
it IS OC drums...
5 years ago
Who cares? Like the idea of a magazine cover is new? You're arguement is ridiculous, Jrobs shops aren't great, he's trying, and obviously people like it, I don't see the problem.
5 years ago
Maybe we should start to expect more
5 years ago
about 25 years ago, i got paid minimum wage at a theme park to put people's pictures on the cover of phony magazines.
5 years ago
it gets pvotes therefore people deem it muchoworthy...case closed
5 years ago
people are going to vote for mitt romney, doesn't mean they are right either
5 years ago
i'd like to see jenbirdy p on some of these voters
5 years ago
I'd watch that video
5 years ago
goddammit drums, where were you like 6months ago when i got back and brought this up to the docket..... i just thought we were all just "rolling with the changes" as poss says- as mucho grows and forms into its own beast..... also, more noobs mean more money for yak, more security for the site we all love. but i agree with you about noobs trying to skip the acclimation process. its bullshit. motherfuckers be brown-nosing these noobs and shit, takin noobs out to eat and spending money on these noobs....... ;)
5 years ago
Well I was all for it until I now see what it's becoming. I don't need no glitter and fluff on mucho
5 years ago
I didn't read all of it, but I think I agree with what he said
5 years ago
Don't be dissing smerf drums..
5 years ago
dammit dog :)
5 years ago
I'm pretty sure jrob did his time as a noob, probably more so than most, why is this becoming about noobs now?
5 years ago
Shut up noob. Everyone is a noob until we say they aren't
5 years ago
Dude, jrob has only been a member for a year? fucking noobs
5 years ago
By that logic, you are both noobs. Fucking oldnoob fags
5 years ago
*shrug* I've been here 3 years, almost 4
5 years ago
I've got sperm in my balls older than that
5 years ago
So do I ...
5 years ago
Jerkstore couldn't be more right. Drums too for that matter.

Stop with the half-assed shops. Put some actual effort and creativity into it. If your shop looks like I did it, you failed. Big time.
5 years ago
the sperm you are referring to is in your upper lip hair love
5 years ago
I never got taken out to lunch by older members when I was a noob. :(

Fucking bullshit if you ask me. :(
5 years ago
yup, used to be a privilege but now people think it's a right because they have 'pro' next to their name
5 years ago
...if you can't or won't do it. Don't tell people how they should be doing it.
5 years ago
and you think you have a right because you've got 7 years next to your name
5 years ago
MuchoCon needs to happen now so we can have an oldschool vs newschool battle.

Dibs on shanking jnoob first.
5 years ago
bring it tom arnold
5 years ago
the dodgeball fight would be epic
5 years ago
I have a right because of the time and effort I put into mucho. Not to mention that I was made a mod by the owner of the site. I mean that should say something there
5 years ago
he has terrible judgement?
5 years ago
drum, you're just pissed because nobody knows who the fuck you are anymore and don't give a shit what you have to say. Guess the fuck what, if you want recognition, you have to keep it up and not expect to just be regarded because you 'worked at it' 6 years back. Why not try working for some fucking recognition from the new people instead of whining like a little bitch all the time?
5 years ago
Would it be gay if I bludgeoned jnoob with one of his many Fleshlights?
5 years ago
i think you guys are all right....
5 years ago
*sexy as hell....
5 years ago
makodragon, what you fail to realize is that the noobs do still know who I am. I mean every so often some douche will say some smart shit at me about being fat... I haven't been fat for a year now
5 years ago
people say that because it winds you up, lardass.

I'm just saying, you should keep putting the time in, or don't whine when you don't as if everyone was holding their breath until you came back
5 years ago
I was only away really for 2 months it's not like I went away for a long time
5 years ago
2 months is fucking ages in mucho years man! Like....7 or 8 mucho years
5 years ago
people died and noobs were born and shit
5 years ago
I went away for like 6 and in my absence the crop of users went to shit.

I put the blame partially on myself. :(
5 years ago
I'm down for an oldschool vs noob battle.

Someone create a bracket!
5 years ago
And fffffuuuuuuuck yooooouuuu Jones.

Who took out who for lunch?
5 years ago
Well you better start by standing with your mates Mr. Upvoter=/
5 years ago
Fucking traitor.
5 years ago
hahaha
5 years ago
am i a noob
5 years ago
I wish Mako was here so he could tell you all to stfu in his NY accent :(
5 years ago
damn, that's one of the most insightful vote lists ever
5 years ago
I wish he was here to tell you togtfo
5 years ago
vote list? to the side? what's insightful about it?
5 years ago
Nah, token black guys are bumped up the ranks.
5 years ago
you make as much sense as you have teeth ya fucking cockney thug
5 years ago
Mako would never.
5 years ago
bong: if you have to ask, the answer will always be yes
5 years ago
I miss the crime updates for Syracuse :(
5 years ago
:(
5 years ago
maybe mako needs to not be a cheap bastard and get internet. Shit you can get wifi from your phone nowadays
5 years ago
* smerf pours a little out for his homie. *


Miss you, Mako!
5 years ago
thank you affirmative action
5 years ago
what's hard to understand about the phrase vote list? a list of votes... how many lists of votes do you see in relation to this page?
5 years ago
but what is insightful about it?
5 years ago
I miss the real Mako :( Getting drunk and belligerent :(
5 years ago
@bong - a month noobier than me

* possum thhbbs *
5 years ago
sample my balls heather. As if I am somehow a lesser version.

Actually I think I jumped to conclusions about it a bit early drums. Maybe a more definite patter will emerge
5 years ago
nottherealmako: Is this hostility over the current olympic medal count?
5 years ago
ahem. no comment.
5 years ago
USA USA USA
5 years ago
I'm retreating for now, not enough of my fellow countrymen here to have my back.
5 years ago
AMERICAAAAAA, FUCK YEAH!
5 years ago
for fries in the morning: fuck them up man!
5 years ago
this is why everyone hates us :(
5 years ago
GO KARTS ON THE MOON BITCHES
5 years ago
lmao.
5 years ago
err mars
5 years ago
They just hate the smell of Freedom in the air, jnoob.
5 years ago
lol at thinking fries is anything more than a hairy snatch. At least pick some one with balls... Oh wait most of you britfags have retreated
5 years ago
* jrob2020 skuttles to bed now *
5 years ago
I miss cheekycov's cheeky comments.
5 years ago
fugs and mannynub and haretrinity are cool, then there is yeppykinksta and romford and fries
5 years ago
I love cheeky, but I dont miss him cause I just talked to him
5 years ago
...fries is gonna be pissed. Brownwings, fugs, the funk,



and the legendary...BLADESMAN are coming for you
5 years ago
going to bed too.

PS. Drums has back-of-knee flab
5 years ago
Cheeky, MrFigs and Hare are pretty cool. I'd drink with them.
5 years ago
I'm down with thefunk, too.
5 years ago
and the award for the most misused program ever goes to photoshop by way of jrob
5 years ago
I thought he used Excel. =(
5 years ago
ah the father of MSboy shows up
5 years ago
MS Paint
5 years ago
I blame myself. =(
5 years ago
Hey Jones...you got Excel? lol ;)
5 years ago
I'm pretty sure that I used notepad on my shop of zeke
5 years ago
Not for long. I don't want to be associated with this anymore.
5 years ago
lol
5 years ago
um, to be serious for a minute - i sure hope you dont give up PSing in general, dog...that would give me a sad :(
5 years ago
Ive literally just spent about 15 minutes trying to find the first shop Claude did of me, and I have to stop before I throw my laptop across the room.
5 years ago
heather, no shit, it used to mean something when you were shopped into a picture. Now any fucking faggot that posts their ugly mugs are in shops not even 5 minutes after submitting their first pic. Makes me sick. There was a time when you had to work to be recognized on this site, now all you have to do is be loud (comment a lot and often).
5 years ago
Thats not like you, rainwoman.
5 years ago
(of the year)
5 years ago
That's why I save them on my computer ^_^
5 years ago
5 years ago
claudes the coolest.
5 years ago
I just did it so people would stop asking to see your boobies =/
5 years ago
haha failed :(
5 years ago
Wow...I didn't think you'd actually show them. =/
5 years ago
Yet she still subbed them

http://muchosucko.com/94522/Happy-Now?
5 years ago
* Jones senses a missed np opportunity *
5 years ago
I couldn't show them after being upstaged by those magical grapefruit titties
5 years ago
wow...been almost a year =p
5 years ago
I know, did I miss my birthday? I was away all weekend
5 years ago
oh now you're making fun of me...
5 years ago
no I'm not! Im srsly wondering if I missed my bday..
5 years ago
*shrugs* dunno...been away most of the summer =/ Ask...poss maybe
5 years ago
Ive still got the Lost" piece...never submitted. Rumored to be one of a kind. =p
5 years ago
:O
5 years ago
Heather, your mucho b-day was August 1.
5 years ago
Maybe i should send it to zeke...
5 years ago
awww maaan, I missed it
5 years ago
no no - zeke is in his Happy Place now
5 years ago
good point. It would def send him over..
5 years ago
zeke is missing :( wondering around sober somewhere...
5 years ago
poor zeke
5 years ago
RIP Zeke
5 years ago
all I know is he said it had something to do with karma and cryass and bono besting him or something stupid
5 years ago
Happy belated muchoday, Heather
5 years ago
Karma is a load of bullshit.

Fuck you to anyone who believes in karma.
5 years ago
he was never bested
5 years ago
He's haunted by an ex
5 years ago
The ghost of nookie past?
5 years ago
thanks smerf!
5 years ago
I'd like to point out that I for one didn't get a single fucking Happy MuchoDay from anyone.

So fuck every-single-one of you dirty bastards.
5 years ago
Were you around for your muchoday?
5 years ago
Yeah. It's all good though. Freshie forgives....but he never...forgets.
5 years ago
*sets smerf's bday gift on fire*
5 years ago
:-(

No seriously. If I don't see a comment of yours with the little gift next to it, I wont know it's your muchoday. And if you aren't actually commenting on your muchoday, odds are I wont see a comment from you. Plus, weren't you banned?

And holy fuck, we have the same muchoday!
5 years ago
DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS?!
5 years ago
AWWWW SHIT!

Next, we gonna be ON A BOAT
5 years ago
Just don't teabag my tom-tom.
5 years ago
Boats & Ho's ftw
5 years ago
Can I be your mother lover?
5 years ago
It's ok when it's in a threeway.
5 years ago
*pure randomness*

Currently listening to Tom Jones' cover of Purple Rain.

Interesting to say the least.
5 years ago
Tom Jones is generally awesome.
5 years ago
fyi - i have zeke's cellphone number
5 years ago
A quick youtube viewing says he is NOT awesome while singing Purple Rain.
5 years ago
Gonna prank call him?
5 years ago
* possum squints... *


whoops, nope i guess it's just Squids landline
5 years ago
If reincarnation was real, I'd like to come back in my next life as Tom Jones' swagger.
5 years ago
possum... dial, then as soon as he picks up, call him a reposter and hang up
5 years ago
* Jones grins at the thought of Squidley sitting outside all night with his rifle *
5 years ago
i tried that, but Lada answered and i wasnt going to diss her just cause her husband spends a lot of time on Adult Dating Sites
5 years ago
Do you know his first name?
5 years ago
yeah
5 years ago
Should have just said "Hey, is _____ there?"
5 years ago
even I has limits
5 years ago
you could have said you were selling muchoboy subscriptions
5 years ago
dammit!

* possum facepaws *
5 years ago
possum you flipflopping mofo!
5 years ago
i just dint want drums to be lonely
5 years ago
possum you flopflipflopping Vichy!
5 years ago
i blame my mouse for this
5 years ago
So, how many days did you spend looking at gay porn before you found this?
5 years ago
it was part of his porn viewing routine
5 years ago
^
5 years ago
hold the motherfucking phone...i just discovered, right now for the very first time, there there is a magazine called PLAYBOY.

WHAT A FUCKING RIPOFF!!

How dare they take a member established meme and make an actual magazine out of it??
5 years ago
Play girl...
5 years ago
i was going to try that, but i think it is actually out of business.
5 years ago
wait, i mean:

SACRILEDGE!!!

What kind of criminal mind steals memes and develops them for popular publication??
5 years ago
Ok this is my last sub for several days. No more porn unless its bizarre. I'll try no to repost. From now on I'll maybe do one or two subs a week or less.
5 years ago
if you say so, squidleybasher
5 years ago
Are you admiting I'm right? Are you defeated that easy? What a pussy
5 years ago
lurk more
5 years ago
see, this is why i generally upvote shops, however good or bad they might be - they are more entertaining than 90% of the other stuff here
5 years ago
give up
5 years ago
you could never best me, son
5 years ago
what fliflopper said
5 years ago
they are good in small doses
5 years ago
except I see one of these almost everytime I am on here
5 years ago
A circlejerk is only good every once in a while. not every day
5 years ago
hasnt been many recently,there was a time a month or so ago when it was getting kinda rediculous though
5 years ago
ps this is the old drumrave, the one all the old members have been begging to come around more
5 years ago
Kick his ass sea bass!
5 years ago
glad to have you back, sir
5 years ago
^Well for that I have to stand with Drum... DV
5 years ago
* possum sighs... *
5 years ago
*looks in possum's direction...>=/

....Well?? We're waiting!
5 years ago
i dont wanna CHOOSE NO MORE!

sob
5 years ago
*bropaw* (a JONES joint >=/ )
5 years ago
Alright, fuck it..
* Jones gets in the Voltron formation *
5 years ago
Shit just got real
5 years ago
Sporty? mmm? MMMM? >=/
5 years ago
i just wanna Vote Sideways button :P
5 years ago
What did I do?
5 years ago
good answer sport - now RUN!
5 years ago
vultron formation sounds pretty hot
5 years ago
It would be a first I think, to sway every single vote on (any) post...
5 years ago
*bro-paw for Sporty*
5 years ago
Jones....you wanna have a word with Mr. smerf, please...=/
5 years ago
Ein...*nods*
5 years ago
my poor mucho pints
5 years ago
points*
5 years ago
*Toast*

(Toast?)

Well...hi Toast... *shrugs at Jones and opens door for Toast...
5 years ago
mucho pints would be liters, smart guy
5 years ago
oops, half liters
5 years ago
* ClaudeBallz puts 300 into DVD and FFs to end *
5 years ago
I had to wait till I had done the proper amount of reading before I voted. Though I do ten to dv shops
5 years ago
Mr. ClaudeBallz, tear down this wall!
5 years ago
Smerf? :)
I realize that the two of us haven't always seen eye to eye, but we need you and your enormous hands in this alliance.
5 years ago
And tongue...
5 years ago
Our ancestors built this wall using ancient stones from the bosom of Mucho herself. And with a little Veteran help, your Noob scouts supplied the mortar.
5 years ago
Noobs...we put their name to the test.
5 years ago
So how long do I have to be a member before I can be a whiney bitch?
5 years ago
estimated?
5 years ago
How long have you been a member?
5 years ago
who says you can't be a whiney bitch now? Instead your a whiney bitch that no one cares about
5 years ago
thnks for taling this so well jrob...almost makes me want to...
5 years ago
k
5 years ago
I would guess about 4 seconds after you registered.
5 years ago
poss is noob committee chairman, he'll explain everything
5 years ago
drums ftw
5 years ago
annnddd fuck you jerkstore
5 years ago
I think jerkstore is an old hippy
5 years ago
where's nixonsghost when you need him?
5 years ago
You better hold fast there, Possphialtes...>=/
5 years ago
fuck you too buddy :)
5 years ago
(Psst...drum...hes the ancestor)
5 years ago
He left in disgust :/
5 years ago
Pretty much...
5 years ago
lol.... sorry poss!! i didnt mean it like you are king of the noobs or something.... you just seem to always introduce yourself to the noobs and shit... letting them know whats up
5 years ago
i resigned that position in disgust when dug and bob showed up
5 years ago
okay a lot of the bob stuff could be blamed on me.. I was drunk and bored
5 years ago
@drums - i think jerkstore is the IRL Nolte
5 years ago
That would make me happy
5 years ago
I miss jsloan. I always really imagined him as Walken.
5 years ago
he was a really dedicated subber....
5 years ago
And he had a nice watch.
5 years ago
wtf.... 'opossum' ?? new troll account?
5 years ago
I think it's punky with his panties in a bunch
5 years ago
lol at opossum http://muchosucko.com/user/opossum

Anyway, I miss no one in particular but jsloan was cool
5 years ago
i'm betting oster mice elf...what a faggot
5 years ago
jsloan10 last seen 2 weeks ago
5 years ago
ya - he stopped in to say I MISS YOU GUYS
5 years ago
Spartans! All Bro Paw for Freshilius! HOOAH!
5 years ago
That's awesome poss, you have someone that you annoy so much, that they go to the trouble to create a doppelganger account just to dv and stfu you
5 years ago
if PunkyBruiser is a troll account to begin with, and PunkyBruiser is Opossum, then who the fuck is pulling the strings on this thing???

* JerkStore dramatic Keanu Reeves *
5 years ago
lol someone mad
5 years ago
O.O
5 years ago
* smerf stands by his voting. *


Fucking flipfloppers.
5 years ago
fucking gingers
5 years ago
* Jenbirdy ginger bombs this thread *
5 years ago
Don't make me take off my belt.
5 years ago
Atta boy Jerk, now it's like the good old Gert Johnny days.
5 years ago
* smerf puts out some radiator fluid for Jones. *
5 years ago
ooo, koolaid!
5 years ago
i mean, i like jrob and everything, i just gotta stand with the old school crew on this. on GP. i got love for all you guys really, even the fuckers that i hate. its all about balance, right
5 years ago
* smerf toasts jerkstore *
5 years ago
*clink
5 years ago
...No, I meant over a fire.
5 years ago
You fucking marshmallow.
5 years ago
* JerkStore clinks the top of smerfs beer bottle so it starts overflowing *
5 years ago
Motherfucker!

* smerf chugs *
5 years ago
I'm hungry. Just felt like sharing that with you nice people.
5 years ago
go eat a dick
5 years ago
choke on a sausage mcmuffin you poor stupid pothead
5 years ago
I hope you both get AIDS.
5 years ago
And i am making hamburgers and french fries. yummy
5 years ago
AIDS?? go back to the 90s, FagGOT!
5 years ago
I'm not sure that he knows that we aren't still in the 90's...
5 years ago
You can't blame him, it's the only disease he knows. After all, he is African.
5 years ago
I hope you get crabs and when you go to shave the hair off your balls you cut yourself and bleed to death.
5 years ago
there we go, finally... a reasonable death wish
5 years ago
You know that AIDS is the number 1 transmitted disease in your ethnic group. Mostly, it seems, because blacks tend to be less educated about STDs, transmission rates, birth control, and prevention. Also, there is a lot of sleeping around and the downlow phenomenon in which black males have sex with each other, unprotected, and then have sex with their wives/girlfriends. Really you should be the most worried thatdude. Especially if you ever go to prison. The chances of catching it prison are exponentially higher than the general public.
5 years ago
I am not African you dumb dog.
5 years ago
Ugha Uggaa!
5 years ago
of course thatdude shouldn't worry about STDs cause no caveman looking motherfucker is going to get laid. Have fun eating your hamburgers alone you crusty crab
5 years ago
Actually i got laid the other night drummy. Now can you say the same thing? And remember dressing your hand and fingers in doll cloths don't count.
5 years ago
abstinence is the best contraceptive, afterall
5 years ago
Drum, you forgot about the risk factor involved in using public toilets
5 years ago
youre not allowed to brag unless you can show some proof, asshole.... even mikebeez knew that.
5 years ago
Oh right ein forgot. There is also a risk factor for just being black.
5 years ago
Prolly born with at least a few diseases
5 years ago
thatdude, anecdotal evidence doesn't hold up. You should know that by now, with your numerous court hearings and all
5 years ago
looks like the muchomob™ is taking off and going on full swing
5 years ago
Lynch the noobs, down with reposts!
5 years ago
still not as bad as spandy andy
5 years ago
Lordy me, what shall we ever do without Squidley?
5 years ago
Squidley cant raise his shield =(
5 years ago
spandy andy was an awesome submission and the fallout was entertaining
5 years ago
squid can barely get his penis to raise. The only thing that drunk senile man can get up is a pint in his face
5 years ago
LOLOLOL MOST DISCUSSED
* jrob2020 claims victory bono style and goes to bed *
5 years ago
* possum stfus every dug comment now *
5 years ago
um, wait
5 years ago
this is already in the top 300 of all time
5 years ago
So opossum is dug then?
5 years ago
actualy, i blame sporty
5 years ago
cool, my lil friend is back...have you DVd all my subs yet? cause, you know - that would make me really really mad...
5 years ago
lol
5 years ago
these threads are getting too long and I need sleep. Consider this victory #1 against the noobs. The war of attrition has started and I will not stop for anything, except trivia on thursday. I like trivia
5 years ago
Did... Did you just pull a bono?
5 years ago
Did I? Muhahaha
5 years ago
* smerf gathers torches and pitchforks and head to Florida *
5 years ago
+s
5 years ago
I'll bring all the Four Loko's you can drink. As long as it means drums is beating down some noobs.
5 years ago
I don't plan ahead and think through what I do. I think bono planned his shit more meticulously. I don't think of myself as conniving like bono thinks of himself
5 years ago
You also don't look like a 45 year old midget.
5 years ago
Bono did some conniving, but mostly he just declared that he won.
5 years ago
* possum is dizzy now... *
5 years ago
this is the busiest ive seen mucho in a while
5 years ago
Probably shouldn't have drank that smerf liquid.
5 years ago
This is what the energy used to be like
5 years ago
it was so tasty though...
5 years ago
You really don't want to know how that's produced, though.
5 years ago
I bet Toaster could tell us!
5 years ago
In fact, she could not.
5 years ago
What, did you blindfold her first?

Kinky bastard!
5 years ago
No. All she knows is that I drink scotch, do karaoke rap and think Olympia beer is pretty shitty.
5 years ago
Oly beer is only shitty because pabst makes it now. Like how the fuck can the slogan be "its in the water" if in fact it is not made with the water?
5 years ago
Know what's funny? It's made at the Miller plant in Irwindale, CA.

I used to drive past that place all the time down there, and didn't know they made both Olympia beer and Rainier beer there.

Both are rather shitty.
5 years ago
I don't think Oly or Rainier were are bad when they were made here. I mean being made at a plant on Tumwater falls, how could that not be tasty?
5 years ago
I dunno. I've talked to people old enough, and they said they weren't great back in the day.
5 years ago
smerf...I see you still did not stand with us =(
5 years ago
If you looked above, you'd see...

* smerf stands by his votes, excluding reposts. *
5 years ago
LOL touche.
5 years ago
^^ I leave the battlefield...for now. For tomorrow a client awaits.
And a good night to your sirs...
5 years ago
Goodnight sweet prince
5 years ago
Good job pissing everyone off Jnoob. It feels like home again.
5 years ago
wow...guess i missed all the fun....
5 years ago
Came and went, in the blink of an eye
5 years ago
but the comments will last forever
5 years ago
WTF^^ No way in hell I'm reading all that bullshit...
5 years ago
youwill read it and you will like it...then you will write a 3 page essay on it
5 years ago
we really need an official name for this painfully sappy soap opera that has developed between mucho users. mucho is now nothing but a cold war between the few vets left over from old mucho and the surge of noobs that took control when mucho returned. the vets brought this upon themselves with their inability to adapt to change. their inaction left the door open for a new generation to take their place. now they bitch and moan about new mucho users instead of just new mucho itself. its fun to watch from a distance as mucho vets of old wallow in self pity while they reap what they sow...
5 years ago
Well said dw
5 years ago
soap opera names:

the mucho of our sucko
one mucho to sucko
the sucko and the mucho
mucho's sucko
as the sucko muchos
5 years ago
I vote

As the sucko Muchos
5 years ago
I would call it, 'The last of the old mucho veterans.'
5 years ago
Even better- Gangs of New Mucho
5 years ago
the only flaw in those titles is that they are major motion pictures and not soap operas.
5 years ago
and how about daniel day-lewis as lincoln?

could there be another oscar in his future?
5 years ago
I don't see it as a soap opera. It's more like an epic war film.
5 years ago
As the mucho suckos sounds better.
5 years ago
From what I can skim read the older Vets are complaining about the 'noobs' because the sites now not too 'old mucho' standard.
What the fuck are the complaints about? We, the new people are submitting content to be deemed mucho worthy and have a laugh at others expense. (some better than others agreed) The majority of us 'noobs' have paid our money to support the site because we like the content it contains and the threads within.
So you want us all to leave, take ourselves elsewhere and let the 'vets' have a gay bro-club site to themselves. Without new content and members the site would stagnate and decay. If the decay from old standards is the root of problems, surely if the owners/mods moderated and came down harder on the people who have failed to keep up the standard things would change for the better, instead of letting constant reposting lazy failures remain.
Sites move on, stop living in the past.
"Awww its not like the old days"... things change, its life.
5 years ago
Round 2..... FIGHT!

I pick TheFunk for the side of new mucho and the limey contingent
5 years ago
i'm not complaining, i'm having fun
5 years ago
the newer MSers might not know it, but being a big old whiny bitchfest IS "the old Mucho"...:P
5 years ago
The worst part about this whole argument is that the people that are complaining pretty much abandoned the site. Yak said that he sent out thousands of emails to registered users. Besides that point, if they actually gave a fuck they would have kept checking to see when the site was back up, like myself, at least once a week. It's bullshit that they turn their backs and then expect things to be exactly as they left them.
5 years ago
I just miss all the strive and energy. Most comments aren't worth reading anymore imo. I honestly don't care about most content for the most part
5 years ago
And if you want things back to the old ways...lead by example instead of complaining. Don't talk about it, be about it.
5 years ago
i actually think a lot of the noobs are pretty funny, btw...
5 years ago
especially bladesman
5 years ago
If I didn't know any better, I'd take that comment seriously :(
5 years ago
The way I saw it, this was more about the continuing deterioration of Claude OC 'Muchoboy's quality.
5 years ago
Wanna talk about annoying noobs, though? See below vvv
5 years ago
i vote funk for the king of noobs
5 years ago
and you are?
5 years ago
ok carry on
5 years ago
will do
5 years ago
That was a not so smart phone stfu Jones
5 years ago
Hi Bono you cock jockey * BW Waves
5 years ago
I wasn't talking to you, now fuck off.
5 years ago
^15 year old spotty herbert. I am done with you stupid cunt
5 years ago
I am your god recklessing. bow to me or die
5 years ago
^fears drums^
5 years ago
*rolls up sleeves and gets into old timey boxing stance*
5 years ago
shut the fuck up Bono.... your whole schtick has become quite tiresome.
5 years ago
good luck trying to enslave a WILD TURKEY BITCHES

* JerkStore does the dirty bird *
5 years ago
So you two finally settled your camera business.
5 years ago
Simmer down Mistah Magic, we already got the message.. You're gay, so what? No one cares, go chill with Fries or something..
5 years ago
Hi cruel
5 years ago
Bane of Plantshit
5 years ago
Cru-hunu!
5 years ago
theRectumKing hahahahaha
5 years ago
That ALMOST encompasses the amount of gayness he has. Almost.
5 years ago
Go away. This is for OUR amusement, not yours
5 years ago
How about that rectumking, guys? How many men has he propositioned for sex so far? New over/under, me thinks
5 years ago
so he liked my comment and I'm worthy... so it must be cruel. Funny though, I thought he'd never come back
5 years ago
That makes sense seeing how Cruel was the last to hold the title of Rectum-king.
5 years ago
Lol @ brownwings calling himself a 15 year old spotty herbert. And a stupid cunt.
5 years ago
let it go , dude
5 years ago
it's funny reading all the comments now that that asshole is gone. its a space left were his comments would be. some of them sound like people are talking to them self.
5 years ago
TD now cowers whilst regarding my flexy- bouncy asshole!
5 years ago
almost 1/4 of the way to beating stupid pole guize
5 years ago
Fuck I'm almost tempted to read some of that, anyone feel like summing it up for me..
5 years ago
new mucho vs old mucho /thread
5 years ago
And a new bono dropping turds on people in the name of his self-proclaimed divinity. I think his name is RectumKing.........recklessness?
5 years ago
Waaa, Waaaa I want old mucho to come back, I wank yak to ban all the noobs, I want a million dollars, I don't like change. I say if you're not contributing to the site in any type of meaningful way then your right to bitch, and complain is forfeited .. jrob's shop sucked pretty bad I've gotta agree..

* conky sings we are the world.. *
5 years ago
lol it's awesome. One third of the way to 'naturally'. You can think me later jrube
5 years ago
Got it! ElChristening. No, wait. I can do better!
5 years ago
* MetalFace is pulled of stage by the hook of a cane *


You've been great everybody!

*dodges tomato*
5 years ago
You know Elchris?
5 years ago
crickets
4 years ago
I'm thinking Boxlighteners intense English tuition lessons may have actually worked for him.
Going by what I previously understood from his ramblings, I may just be a little scared right now.
5 years ago
All of you shut the fuck up and quit whining. The site changed, big fuckin deal. You think yak does this out of the goodness of the dull void he calls a heart?

Fuck off.

I'll be back Monday. Or sooner if it rains here. Or if I kill my children.
5 years ago
Everyone needs to fuck off
5 years ago
fuck the fuck off
5 years ago
whoa.
5 years ago
You tell 'em Jimbo!
5 years ago
And I hope you never make it back btw.
5 years ago
shut the fuck up bono

*this is an automated comment, please do not reply, no further discussion will ensue*
5 years ago
I agree with steven shut your fucking hole..
5 years ago
oh conky, one of these days wee'll finally get along, i can already feel it in my scrote
5 years ago
daww
5 years ago
Now you shut your whole you trouble maker...
5 years ago
blub feels left out it seems......
5 years ago
^NO MORE TALKING TO THIS FAGGOT^
5 years ago
please...
5 years ago
Hey! Fuck you pedo-train boy!

Ps: I flew first class the whole way out here.
Pps: I also got a minor sunburn.
Ppps: Wanko is gay.
5 years ago
i heart this thread :)
5 years ago
fynw
5 years ago
yeah, me too, by far the least annoying one on this entire post
5 years ago
think i'll hang out here for a while
5 years ago
ouups, interpost ruined everything

* Steven_Seagull scampers like a marsupial *
5 years ago
i meant all the threads on this post actually
5 years ago
then i heartily disagree, old sport

pip pip
5 years ago
it makes me giggle like a jrob
5 years ago
sorry jared:( - it IS a pretty good snapshot of MS on a good day though :P
5 years ago
Hey reckoning sub a pic, and a sign and I'll be your slave....
5 years ago
yeah i couldnt refresh fast enough :(
5 years ago
i cant wait
5 years ago
* conky prepares himself... *
5 years ago
* possum buys TheRectuming a thesaurus *
5 years ago
he was such a bright kid, full of ideas and phantastic ideas, imaginative, funny, knowleadgable, a child to be proud of.

why uncle ronnie, why did you have to show lil' bono "how adults touch each other"?

poor guy.....
5 years ago
whoops...

but my point still stands nevertheless
5 years ago
I'm not offended by pastels.
5 years ago
wat
5 years ago
This site sucks now
5 years ago
* jrob2020 points to the "logout" button *
5 years ago
last time i logged out bad things happened :(
5 years ago
this is gay
4 years ago
get the hell out of here!
4 years ago
last
4 years ago

4 years ago
fail ?
4 years ago
thats better
4 years ago
fynw
4 years ago
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NO MY COMMENT IS FANCY
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4 years ago
no
4 years ago
"ghetto" fancy perhaps.
4 years ago
$$$69$$$$$$$$69$$$$$$$$$$$69$$$$$$$$$$$$
YES IT IS
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4 years ago
No like for my fancy comments metal :(
4 years ago
the 69's are a great addition..kudos. that makes it buick skylark fancy
4 years ago
Yes as a artist i like to expand my art work with not just dollar signs but also numbers.
4 years ago
alpha-numeric huh?..alright that's a slammed, tuner civic with a body kit and fart muffler fancy.
4 years ago
fynw
4 years ago
* xzekiel waves frantically at fries and barret *


HI GUYS!
4 years ago
Do you like....things?
4 years ago
Gay ......
4 years ago
Hi
4 years ago
Hello jrob2020
4 years ago
Is this a party going on here?
4 years ago
* xzekiel blows kazoo and sticks his dick in the mashed potatoes *
4 years ago
* jrob2020 takes off pants *
4 years ago
* squatface hasn't worn pants yet today *
4 years ago
Well I'm at work and these faggots frown on nudity here
4 years ago
Heat
4 years ago
no clothes Fridays is a rule around here
4 years ago
Canada wide!
4 years ago
except maybe in Calgary :(
4 years ago
i heard the Calgary Stampede means something a little different than usual today
4 years ago
Did yall see the big splosion near me yesterday?
4 years ago
splosion?
4 years ago
Explosion.
Exscuse my molson
4 years ago
no, i gotcha - but, where what huh?
4 years ago
Fireworks company blew up. Streamers of smoke shooting in every direction and it sounded like the intro to one by metallica. Shit was awesome enough to be on cnn.
4 years ago
what city?
4 years ago
meh, i guess i could do research, huh?
4 years ago
Coteau du lac quebec
4 years ago
There are some decent vids of it on youtube.
4 years ago
Oh, sorry im late guys, whats up?
4 years ago
I tried shaving my balls with a laser pointer.
I'm locking myself out of my own fridge
4 years ago
Lazars
4 years ago
fuck
4 years ago
you
4 years ago
no
4 years ago
way
4 years ago
recover password