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The second cumming

Jesus just came, in your hand.

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by conky

submitted August 4th 2012

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The second cumming
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i bet jesus felt alot better after that
5 years ago
Better yes, but a little drained.
5 years ago
I'm printing this out on sticky paper, and taking it with me the next time the wife drags me to church.
5 years ago
It would be kinda funny to go back in time to right before Jesus was crucified and give the jews a bunch of WWJD bracelets and tell them it means We Want Jesus Dead...
5 years ago
hilarious, except jesus may not have existed. Also, it would have needed to be latin, so there was no 'w'. And then you'd also need to invent a time machine but of course god wouldn't allow that now would he?
5 years ago
oh and then they would have killed you also
5 years ago
YOU JUST HAD TO GO AND RUIN IT!
5 years ago
yes I did
5 years ago
why would they kill dush?
5 years ago
I thought Jesus spoke Aramaic? Or is that hollywood bullshit?
5 years ago
He did, but the Romans spoke Latin.
5 years ago
So, now I'm learning that there was a language barrier between them, that might have affected the outcome of everything? History lesson ON!
5 years ago
I heard his mother is a photographer who has been all around the world and people don't come through for him.
5 years ago
Who, Possum?
5 years ago
Amen
5 years ago
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