by Sealbasher

submitted July 30th 2012

186 comments
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blonde joke
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comments (186)
this joke is older than written language
5 years ago
but its a good one
5 years ago
no
5 years ago
It's like Thatdude posting Nigger jokes
5 years ago
OMG HE SAID NIGGER!!!!!!!!JROB GET UM!
5 years ago
he used it for a reason dipshit..not just throwing it around for shock value
5 years ago
whaaattteevveerrrrr youuuu saaaayyyy....jfag
5 years ago
youre fucking right you pimply faggot
5 years ago
and you're a idiotic internet police wannabe...doesn't mean you have to cry about it. OMG ANYTHING BUT PIMPLES!!!!what will i ever do!im so hurt.........dumb ass.
5 years ago
haha he mad
5 years ago
you got me jfag,im wounded for life...BACK TO THE SHADOWS I SHALT GO...........NOT
5 years ago
ill just leave this here
http://imgur.com/U4LPz
5 years ago
slap fight!!!
5 years ago
get out of my thread you whiny cunt
5 years ago
If you honestly feel that that has any bearing on the outcome of my emotions... then you better get back to the drawing board trailer trash.
5 years ago
this is hills thread you moron, will you ever get anything right?
5 years ago
yeah,he mad.KING KONG AINT GOT NUTHIN ON ME!...i love that movie
P.S.nigger
5 years ago
*pish*

*pash*

*poof*


boys, careful with those slaps, someone might get red skin....
5 years ago
killroy you are an ignorant racist prick.....seagull cant you jeep my name out of your mouth for one day?
5 years ago
keep*
5 years ago
*penis *ass
5 years ago
wtf zeke?
5 years ago
im neither ignorant nor racist,but i am most defiantly a prick,You need to open your eyes and learn to not take everything at face value,Just because your a bigot doesn't mean everyone else is. dont be so insecure jfag,its just the internet
5 years ago
ouh, the jenbirdy school of weak deflection, lovin' it!


go floss with my asshair, windowlicker
5 years ago
YOU BEST JEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!
5 years ago
think your daddys calling you for din din
5 years ago
i ArE WiNDoW LiKeR
5 years ago
Xzek is dropping stfu bombs!
5 years ago
yup
5 years ago
im my own daddy tyvm
5 years ago
sucked*
5 years ago
Im my own sucked?that doesnt even make sense...get your shit together jfag...
5 years ago
youre very bad at this
5 years ago
noob
5 years ago
noooooooooo....you
5 years ago
?
5 years ago
*pish*
5 years ago
*paff*
5 years ago
posh?
5 years ago
*poof*
5 years ago
slippity slappity
5 years ago
haha
killroy's butthurt
what a fucking faggot
5 years ago
i <3 the zeke
5 years ago
seriously????
5 years ago
i h8 the zeke then
5 years ago
finally, c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-ombo breaker!!
5 years ago
aaaaand its gone
5 years ago
zeke is obvioulsy pulling a possum (not that it ever works)
5 years ago
that sounds like something Hitler would say
5 years ago
* smerf facepalms *
5 years ago
wait,why am i butt hurt?
5 years ago
the extreme pounding your ass took last night?
5 years ago
no,im used to that by now....couldnt be it.
5 years ago
sealbasher upvotes his own dumb shit but downvotes the olympics perv.... what a moron
5 years ago
downvote for the "yolo" reference
5 years ago
Fuck all 'yolo' and 'swag' users!
5 years ago
* dwhill05 swagscuttles *
5 years ago
i thought swag stood for "So We're All Gay"
5 years ago
isnt what a robber calls his nightly takens.... he also carries a 'swagbag'
5 years ago
maybe in your fucked up country
5 years ago
wow, and yet you feel qualified to deem my hilarious comments 'unfunny'

7me clicks the downvote so hard his mouse breaks
5 years ago
who is 7me?
retard....
5 years ago
go fuck yourself. you don't get to make fun of other peoples mistakes, ever.



proof i'm right goes here

VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
5 years ago
* Steven_Seagull heads to tijuana to watch a conky show *
5 years ago
i wonder how long it will be til seagal passes me up on comments again, i give it another week
5 years ago
get back in the spinny cup and keep riding until you puke liquorice jizz, redneck slut
5 years ago
i want another fucking mouse cream on a stick!
* dwhill05 pukes in the next kid over's lap *
5 years ago
i got a cream stick for you right here...
5 years ago
* dwhill05 likes to bit his ice cream *
5 years ago
* dwhill05 is going to only comment in the third person from now on using orange text *
5 years ago
aw bitch, i'll slap you from the haunted mansion to toontown if you do that again......

my hooker+theme park fantasy is kinda ruined by now....
5 years ago
agreed
5 years ago
i mean
* dwhill05 agrees *
5 years ago
imma have to work hard to keep up with you, im about to be an old man
5 years ago
riiight, 2 weeks to the big three oh-oh no...
5 years ago
30 = life over, preparing my elaborate suicide as we speak
5 years ago
twinkie overdose isn't really elaborate though
5 years ago
too close to home, huh???
5 years ago
maybe if you said snowballs or bacon or something good like that, but not twinkies
5 years ago
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snowball

EL OH EL
5 years ago
smartass, i have explained to you asshats what snowballs really are. your gayed up version of he term is irrelevant
5 years ago
Dude, they're pink and coconut. It gayed itself up.
5 years ago
whats gay about coconut? and they come in many different colors... not just pink
5 years ago
must be funnier in German....
5 years ago
it is not
5 years ago
funny in every language
5 years ago
you just to stupid to get the joke
5 years ago
Lol seal just called someone stupid....
5 years ago
lol, conky trys to act like hes intelligent
5 years ago
conky doesnt need intelligence, hes got swag
5 years ago
i just ad-blocked this piece of shit so i can read the comments without having to scroll down that epic failure every time i reload the page
5 years ago
the body automatically breathes...it is a function of the brain stem or something.

a person who is literally brain dead can still breathe.
5 years ago
youre such a party a pooper
5 years ago
bullshit, brain deads cant breathe
5 years ago
thats why when my kids try to hold their breath to get what they want i just laugh and tell them if they really want to impress me they should try using a plastic bag
5 years ago
look, liebling, there are recorded cases of people with NO BRAIN living a normal life.

you're not really selling us on your brilliance, schwartzeneger.
5 years ago
well....that would explain why conky breath
5 years ago
I have to like everything that makes me lol....
5 years ago
he's like a tourettes kid...
5 years ago
who?
5 years ago
That would explain why CONKY BREATH!
5 years ago
so he missed a verb tense...big deal
5 years ago
but people with tourettes arent retarded
5 years ago
yes...thats what i said...whats your point?
5 years ago
When I had to take German in school I missed like ummm all of those masculine/feminine/neuter word switch over things.... doesn't mean when seal says stuff it doesn't make me happy inside.
5 years ago
point is you english be funny
5 years ago
*is*
5 years ago
That one was just funny to me....still is
5 years ago
Sealbasher is like a real life Skwisgaar <3
5 years ago
Sealbasher is like a real life retard!
5 years ago
Conky breath is my new favorite expletive.
5 years ago
a.... realtard???
5 years ago
sealbasher is way more expletive
5 years ago
sealbasher is smart like einsteint
5 years ago
unfunny q seagull
5 years ago
Is sealbasher at least pretty? If he's pretty this will be all the more better.
5 years ago
ahahaha
5 years ago
there are pictures of meon here, and yes im realy pretty
5 years ago
* really *retarded

5 years ago
as i recall, sealbasher won the douche off with his pics
5 years ago
I'm left a bit "meh" by that pic
5 years ago
that and a full year of pro membership
5 years ago
well, at least hes got dsl's



and really bad skin, always a turn on
5 years ago
dude...you have to look on the other ones of me on here
5 years ago
link me, i'm lazy
5 years ago
sealbasher is like a gay kurt cobain on steroids
5 years ago
bet they're pretty "meh" too
5 years ago
no theyre not..
5 years ago
* Steven_Seagull furiously bangs his internet rocks together *


AAARGH, SHOW ME SOMETHING STUPID YOU DAMN ROCKS!!!
5 years ago
http://muchosucko.com/92397/for-barret the face on this one kills it... though http://muchosucko.com/92394/Sealbasher-2 this one I do enjoy
5 years ago
good work toaster
5 years ago
good word. now you can all fap
5 years ago
wow, now i like you even less. you're disgustingly tasteless.
5 years ago
tasteless?
5 years ago
tasteless!
5 years ago
geschmacklos
5 years ago
why im tasteless? is it my sunglasses?
5 years ago
it's fucking everything about you and everything you seem to stand for, it's the values you have, the things you deem important, the shit you find funny, you just downright sicken me.
5 years ago
but you dont know me : )
5 years ago
values etc.i mean.....dont you put a little bit in there?
5 years ago
i've seen enough to know that we wouldn't need to exchange more than 3 words IRL to hate each other
5 years ago
or at least to make me hate you
5 years ago
nah. i think you would like me after a while : )
5 years ago
most people do
5 years ago
i'm very good at reading people, even over the internet
5 years ago
yeah...thats what you think, but im pretty sure your not as good in it as you think
5 years ago
seal the bird has been beaten down by life in every aspect......hes misdirecting his anger at life onto you....you>bird anyday
5 years ago
okay, here's 3 chances to prove me wrong:
favourite book? favourite movie? disposable income you need per month to be "happy" ?
5 years ago
forgot the no homo
5 years ago
what anger???
5 years ago
god...i mean i realy dont care but:

the dark tower series from stephen king
film keine ahnung..fear and oathing in las vegas maybe leg ich mich aber nicht fest
und da ich als student so gut wie kein einkommen habe, vermutlich sogar weniger als du mit deinem nichtsnutzigen hartz 4 hintern sag ich mal sehr wenig.
5 years ago
that was a horrible answer
5 years ago
vacuous people like vacuous things....

q.e.d.
5 years ago
is a series of books a book?
5 years ago
and the question wasn't about your specific situation, it was a general question about how much money is good enough.
5 years ago
at least you managed to mention a movie...from 10 years ago.
5 years ago
no its a series....
5 years ago
ok than i have to add that im very happy with the money i have got
5 years ago
and thats less then seagull gets with doing nothing, expect of shooting arrows and do his stupid internships
5 years ago
well whatever im tired, good night : )
5 years ago
night night
5 years ago
my little aryan airhead....
5 years ago
* smerf facepalms again *
5 years ago
Be careful or you're going to rupture your tumor.

DO IT AGAIN!
5 years ago
Seal going off in german is almost as entertaining to me as when he uses english >_>
5 years ago
* smerf facepalms invalid *
5 years ago
yeah
most discussed : )
5 years ago
* dwhill05 abandons thread and escapes back into the dreaded RL... *
5 years ago
way to pull a bono, seal
5 years ago
Old joke but its OK if you are really bored
5 years ago
is what she said???
5 years ago
She sells sea-shells on the sea-shore.
The shells she sells are sea-shells, I'm sure.
For if she sells sea-shells on the sea-shore
Then I'm sure she sells sea-shore shells.
5 years ago
wut?
5 years ago
It is a tongue-twister that is more interesting than this joke
5 years ago
bladesman, you need to try a lot fucking harder.
5 years ago
or fuck off
5 years ago
No I really don't need to try harder
5 years ago
then fuck off
5 years ago
please when subbing stuff remember to use the proper categories, as this would not fall under 'funny'
5 years ago
seal also like to use the "awesome" tag a lot, just sayin
5 years ago
but blondes are still smarter than niggers
5 years ago
me*
5 years ago
last
5 years ago
^to suck your own cock
5 years ago
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