points: 59

50 Smerf

he goes hard in da mothafuckin paint nigga

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by TheAllMightyToaster

submitted July 29th 2012

144 comments
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MY NAME IS TOASTER AND MY VAGINA SMELLS LIKE OLD MILK AND BREAD CRUMBS...THANKS FOR LISTENING....TOASTER OUT....
* TheAllMightyToaster JUMPS OUT WINDOW *
5 years ago
weird
5 years ago
Hahahahaha
5 years ago
Every time I read this I cry a little from laughter :/
5 years ago
Just don't eat him like VicSin did Apathy. :(
5 years ago
Eat whom ._.
5 years ago
El Smerfarino.
5 years ago
Rest assured I plan on not eating Smerf
5 years ago
Apparently, me being inside her causes the apocalypse.
5 years ago
Well they all think we fucked any way. Even though there is clearly no apocalypse
5 years ago
Well, they are wrong.
5 years ago
best first ever
4 years ago
Is this real life?
5 years ago
Yeah I took the video last night. Would be some impressive photoshop skills if it wasn't
5 years ago
they probably had intercourse
5 years ago
No we didn't
5 years ago
you dont know that for sure
5 years ago
I think I do know for sure
5 years ago
The man's got a brain toomah and you couldn't even give him a lil sumn-sumn? What a bitch!
5 years ago
have you actually checked?
5 years ago
I've not checked this morning no, but I did check last night
5 years ago
maybe i better take a look
5 years ago
What is it of mine that you want to look at exactly dik?
5 years ago
i would love to see a pic of the underside of your patio, toaster
5 years ago
and that is not a euphemistic phrase you pervs
5 years ago
Maybe just for you possum I'll change my avatar to the underside of my patio later ;)
5 years ago
i'm just currently homeless, and am scoping out new places to crash
5 years ago
My yard is not safe for possums, we just killed 4 last week ...
5 years ago
* possum calls PETA on you *
5 years ago
They were the ones that told us to kill them. I was just going to live trap and release them but that's against the law.
5 years ago
lol, classic dik
5 years ago
There is nothing better than a classic dikism....
5 years ago
this is how he became the fresh smerf of bel air
5 years ago
This is the only proper response

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmonm96J6c1qgvqxoo1_500.gif
5 years ago
Should have given a shout-out at the end of the song to all your homies at MuchoSucko...jussayin
5 years ago
"No Hands" should be his next song
5 years ago
Like I said before, whitest guy on mucho.
5 years ago
See I always knew you were a wigger...
5 years ago
Aww, I thought you were going to put up Baby Got Back
5 years ago
I missed your dance on that one.. this one you danced a little ^_^
5 years ago
First time I've seen vid of smerf without seeing his balls :)
5 years ago
Noob.
5 years ago
awesome skillz there sir ;)
5 years ago
better than thatdude
5 years ago
you should post one
5 years ago
pass
5 years ago
smerf, do you plan on coming to SoDak soon? - we could do a karaoke duet...i'm thinking Ebony And Ivory
5 years ago
Can I come? I'll do the recording ;)
5 years ago
*molestering
5 years ago
we need to send smerf on MSusers tour (okay, Toaster can come along to take vids and pics)...
5 years ago
i would contribute at least 43 american dollars to see this become a reality
5 years ago
LOL, so plans to go, though I do have a friend in NoDak
5 years ago
Possum, where in SoDak? I have some family over there.
5 years ago
....There's a scarey thought.
5 years ago
Is your username derived from your surname smerf?
5 years ago
No.
5 years ago
:(
5 years ago
Who's that other dude..
5 years ago
What other dude? The one who walked in front of my camera? Some random drunk guy at the bar.
5 years ago
smerfs biggest fan on the stage
5 years ago
At least the tranny that was there didn't get in the way
5 years ago
I wanted her to come dance with you so bad. omg
5 years ago
okay , so you guys didnt boink - but what is the backstory here?

signed, just curious
5 years ago
He lives less than an hour north of me and I wanted to meet him? And who doesn't like drinking. End of story
5 years ago
did you get his smerfograph?
5 years ago
nope :(
5 years ago
that one WAS a euphemism
5 years ago
I don't get it
5 years ago
me either
5 years ago
at least I'm not alone in this
5 years ago
Also possum, I hear you have lovely long hair. This true?
5 years ago
that is a pretty nice stache
5 years ago
I want to stroke his mustache.
5 years ago
Matchosucko.
5 years ago
smerf youre the best.
5 years ago
That's what ^she said
5 years ago
Still winning 4 hours later. *claps*
5 years ago
Toaster.... "paint"
5 years ago
?
5 years ago
hard in the paint is a rap song by wakka flaka flame in which he is using the 'hard in the paint' (a term in basketball, meaning that you have a good inside game) as a metaphor for his gangster lifestyle
5 years ago
I still can't belive that you two didn't boink :/
5 years ago
why would we
5 years ago
Come on, we know the both of you.. Why wouldn't you? Was it the glitter?
5 years ago
What do you mean by you know the both of us? And why would I. Do you have sex with everyone you meet? I mean I talked to a lot of guys at the bar that night, I didn't have sex with any of them either.
5 years ago
dogs are known for humping strangers
5 years ago
To be fair though, I wouldn't hump Smerf either :/
5 years ago
i would
5 years ago
you'd be crazy not to
5 years ago
You spoke to a load of other guys and they wouldn't nail you either?

I thought smerf would at least take one for the team.

jk. I would.
5 years ago
She is a fan of glitter, though...
5 years ago
So what you're saying is that you bedazzled all over her?
5 years ago
while yelling "shazam!"
5 years ago
the thought of meeting any of you in real life freaks me the fuck out
5 years ago
maybe you already have... the first rule of mucho is...
5 years ago
tits or gtfo
5 years ago
the second rule is

you do not reference fight club
5 years ago
*nods approvingly, De Niro style
5 years ago
O Captain! My Captain!
5 years ago
get off that table now!!! bad doggie, BAD BAD DOGGIE!!!
5 years ago
* dwhill05 rolls up newspaper *
5 years ago
ya know, jones hasn't acted bad once while you were gone seagal. but when you get back all hell breaks loose. chewed shoes, shitting in the flower bed, and now the neighbors is calling and saying their daughter is having a littler of puppies
5 years ago
I am worth meeting. Chances are, you'll survive.
5 years ago
chances... one a good day right?
5 years ago
nah, i'm nice.
5 years ago
speaking of robert di nero. I just realized this the other day. His last name is spainish for money. He is Roberto Money
5 years ago
I finally willed myself to sit through the whole thing, and I whole-heartedly regret it. Don't ever try to rap ever again smerf. Ever.
5 years ago
Also, fake. No sign.
5 years ago
(Ever)
5 years ago
really? i didnt even hit play
5 years ago
yeah, don't
5 years ago
It's not that bad
5 years ago
Ever.
5 years ago
wasnt planning on it
5 years ago
it's pretty bad. he's just so damn white. seriously, i'm from the land of nazis and got more skillz than him.
5 years ago
I'm telling you, toasty. Should have posted the other one.
5 years ago
Good Lord. How did I miss this? Bravo.
5 years ago
Still haven't been able to watch this video to the end.
4 years ago
Too bad she didn't get a better version of my Baby Got Back
4 years ago
I have more on my computer i think but the better one where you are dancing you hear drunk guys asking if youre my boyfriend.: /
4 years ago
So?
4 years ago
"Worst thing ever, oh no"
4 years ago
Because you hear us talking and not you rapping duh. It isnt like they went away after
4 years ago
Drunk people are nosey
4 years ago
Hey metalface: you're a pussy at words with friends.
4 years ago
What, I thought it was your turn
4 years ago
Words are hard
4 years ago
Whoops...
4 years ago
* TheAllMightyToaster no one plays with toasty *
4 years ago
Wanna play scramble with friends?
4 years ago
Oops on the stfu but i have no idea what tjese things are
4 years ago
You've got a smarty pants phone now. Get's words with friends and scramble with friends. Basically Scrabble and Boggle respectively
4 years ago
THEN EFFIN PLAY ME
4 years ago
Im bad at words, words are hard
4 years ago
Shaddupa you face. No one believes you.
4 years ago
Psh i downloaded. It what else do you want from me
4 years ago
No, it's true. She's got the public school gypsy curse. Stuttering dyslexia.
4 years ago
Funny is i went to speech therapy for a stutter and i do have the dyslexia :( thanks for calling me out smerf
4 years ago
Look up Grandpa Fox and challenge me
4 years ago
* smerf now feels a little bit like an asshole *
4 years ago
Jesus i have to look people up to? What ever happened to prople playing the drawing one
4 years ago
Draw something is so 2000 and late
4 years ago
People even
4 years ago
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