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man kills 40,000sq ft lawn right-before-he-was-set-to-host-cystic-fibrosis

Olson was slated to host a fundraiser for cystic fibrosis in his expansive, 40,000-square-foot backyard, but thanks to advice from a local garden center and tiny print on a bottle of weed killer, the fundraiser has been canceled. According to KARE 11, Olson’s bottle of Ferti-lome did more than its job on his yard. It killed everything. It turns out, there is one mention on the bottle that the product is actually a weed and grass killer. Olson’s entire yard was accidentally destroyed.

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by methoxetamine

submitted July 16th 2012

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man kills 40,000sq ft lawn right-before-he-was-set-to-host-cystic-fibrosis
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this idiot deserved it for not reading the instructions first.
5 years ago
so, did the gardeners have it in for him.... did the guy have it coming or something? i dont get it......
5 years ago
according to the video (which is what should have been submitted), this idiot went to his local gardening store and puzzled over some bottles of weed killer.

the product he ended up buying actually kills all plants. it specifically says that on the instruction manual (which is included on the bottle)...it just doesn't say it in huge letter as on a competitor's product.
5 years ago
whats the purpose of a product that kills all plants?
5 years ago
Keeping your driveway clear of all plants and weeds ?
5 years ago
sorry did see the video clip at the bottom of the story
5 years ago
meant did not see doh
5 years ago
there is an example given of a guy with an electric fence that wants to kill all plants for a 5 foot wide strip.
5 years ago
He missed a bit
5 years ago
Happy muchoday Eurofag!
5 years ago
Happy happ md
5 years ago
and like who gives a fuck.....
5 years ago
And that is why you hire some wet backs
5 years ago
Pendejo.
5 years ago
Looks like Texas grass.
5 years ago
Because when I go to a fundraiser, the thing I care about most is how pretty the grass is.
5 years ago
so, you go to lots of fundraisers then, son?
5 years ago
RagsThePhilanthropist
5 years ago
Doing my part for humanity...
5 years ago
missed a spot
5 years ago
Whats the story behind that avatar?
5 years ago
1 -hush now shitler
2 - DIL4E...just shut up
5 years ago
hey now, you gotta break the ice
5 years ago
*anal hymen
5 years ago
I like how the title just ends with "Set to host cystic fibrosis" Like it's the special
Guest, or he's hosting it, in his body....
5 years ago
This is fuckin stupid. People kill lawns all the time.
5 years ago
Beats cutting all that damn grass..
5 years ago
Fuck yo lawn, nigga! FUCK YO LAWN!

Buy a new one, ya rich mutha fucka!
2 years ago
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