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Red Wings Anyone ??

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by DangerousDug

submitted July 11th 2012

31 comments
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Red Wings Anyone ??
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comments (31)
Done that.
5 years ago
Don't post things like this. It makes the gay people think they're winning.
5 years ago
What a shitty day :/
5 years ago
Hi
5 years ago
* possum scampers *
5 years ago
Hey guys, what's with the scampering?
5 years ago
* conky skedaddles... *
5 years ago
* Jenbirdy waits for the shoe to drop.... *
5 years ago
Is there a thread I'm missing?
5 years ago
* dwhill05 scuttles *
5 years ago
*jrob galumphs
5 years ago
* Jenbirdy does the charleston *
5 years ago
I was just being polite...
5 years ago
* dwhill05 lobs a piss balloon across the room *
5 years ago
* smerf moseys. *
5 years ago
* DoubleC cowers in corner *
5 years ago
(Rags does not have yellow text)
5 years ago
* Jenbirdy points and laughs *
5 years ago
* dwhill05 has a sad for rags =( *
5 years ago
and its fucking orange you color deaf asshat!
5 years ago
* Jenbirdy mixes ketchup and mustard to illustrate *
5 years ago
* DoubleC snickers in his corner *
5 years ago
Lad, it's your duty to find ye a lass
With child-bearing hips and a pink, supple ass
And make her your wife and love her with love so true

Now some rivers run high, some rivers run low
When her river runs red, then she's starting her flow
And it's called menstr'ation, and here's what it means to you

You will notice her bloomers are spotty at first
Stand back - her ovarian dam's gonna burst
Son, don't be afraid, it's a natural t'ing
Just wad up some cotton and hand her some string
Put the old linens on top of the bed
Get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead

She'll retain her water, her breasts will be tender
And every third word that you say will offend her
Get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead A
nd she'll want to make love - if you do, you're a fool
'Cause you'll only end up with a bloody O'Toole
Get out of the house - down to the old pub instead

And she'll want you to sample the fruit of her loins
But son, it'll taste like some old rusty coins
So turn off the light, boy, and take off your hat
And drop to your knees, say a prayer to Saint Pat
Then he'll give you the strength to get out of the bed
And for Ireland's sake, go down to the old pub instead

Now the pub is the place where the lads are a-meetin'
When the moon's full and the gals are a-bleedin'
The Catholic, the Protestant, even the pagan
The pub is the place when your lady is raggin'
So drink of your pint, boys, and thank your shamrocks
That as menfolk we don't have to bleed from our cocks
And that we can escape from the lady in red
And get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead.
5 years ago
mangy hound
5 years ago
and here we go
5 years ago
?
5 years ago
These days I'm at the pub even if the wife is feeling fine.
5 years ago
Wow, either she's got a REALLY heavy flow or she's aborting.
5 years ago
My flow is at least that heavy for 2 days :/
5 years ago
* dwhill05 thanks jebus hes a man *
5 years ago
* RosettaStoned sometimes wishes she were a man *
5 years ago
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