Some friends and I built one when we were around 14-16 in the woods behind a church. A two story one with stairs, a porch, and an indoor shitter, but when the church found out about it, they contacted the town and they brought bulldozers to demolish it because we hadn't obtained the "proper building permits"
my brother and i tried to build an underground "clubhouse" when i was 10... we had blueprints and everything - unfortunately when we dug down past four feet we hit the water-table
...to this this day there is a small rectangular pond in northern minnesota that should be named Possum Lake
let me guess... just before the bulldozer was about to demolish the place... your best friend tells you that hes actually an alien hitchhiker, wisks you off of earth seconds before its destroyed by an alien race called the vogons...
REAL BELIEVABLE SPORT REAL FUCKING BELIEVABLE
lol again, cognac is brandy which is made from grapes, which comes from the Cognac region in France. The similarity is possibly from the aging process, but thats about it.
Everyone should have to kill, gut, butcher and eat a large game animal at least once in their life. Just so they know that meat doesn't come from the grocery store.
Epic beard, check.
Buckskin knife, check.
Rebuild engine, check.
Weld, check.
Kitten, check.
Glenlivet, check.
Might do one or two of the others, but not likely at this lazy point in my life. Missing from the list: Fire 50 cal machine gun or Minigun, check.
ive held a 50 cal but not fired it yet, ive shot a full auto m16 though. and i have also done all the things on rolands addendum list. growing up in the south and being a redneck most of this stuff just comes naturally to you
totally understandable man, the M-16 that you fired was the M-16 A-1 its a pretty nice piece of weaponry all be it really bitchy when it gets dirty. The M-16 A-2 on the other hand is still just as bitchy but is somewhat lighter and only has the semi and 3 round burst function
they guy with all the guns has a m4 with a grenade launcher under the barrel. his fire range at home isnt big enough to shoot the 50 cal sniper rifle he has so thats why i havent gotten to shoot it yet but one day...
I had a 1919a4 browning with a shortened tanker barell that was a blast to shoot, I just hated reloading the belts.. its a bitch doing it manually when you cant find a beltlinker
Shot a .50 bolt a couple times.. immensely enjoyable. Shot a full auto Browning 1919 many times though, kind of sobering when you think of guys who had the balls to run towards that kind of thing.
I did that for the common collective good of mucho, you should thank me. And I will sound the alert the next time I decide to do it, hopefully you won't be passed out after 3 beers :/
Do I need to reiterate the part about, "Don't try to play off your stupidity" ??? TinyChat NOW if this is the beginning of a Meltdown. Otherwise don't waste my time.
Pretty sure Yak would notice the difference between an ID brought in through Mucho and an ID brought in through xmpp. He wouldn't just ban one unless he had a major lapse in concentration. Pretty sure when he banned me from chat last time he banned everything at once. C'mon dush, think it through before you just ramble on.
i reloaded my car battery once...does tha count as repair engine?
well but didnt do the rest of the stuff.
who cares, i have still my awesome + attractive card.
thats all i need nowadays
Facial scar : check ( chin )
knife : check
Glenlivet : check
Rebuild engine : check
Welding : check
Save a kitten from a tree : check
Stop a purse snatcher : check and check
Grow an epic beard : total failure
Well that's disappointing. I thought I'd be able to check off at least a few of those. I can half ass weld, and do an oil change like nobody's business...Manly enough I guess.
changing oil is more complicated than changing a tire or even rotating tires, but its not that hard. changing sparks plugs is a little more challenging but still nothing you shouldnt be able to do yourself
and what she fucking means by boost another vehicle is when that vehicles battery is dead.. you give it a boost.. you fucking faggotass fuckface retard
yeah, boost sounds more like you are stripping the car of its radio and tires. what you silly canadians are referring to is jumping. thats why the cables you use to connect the battery are called jumper cables
hey i can still manage at least 6 on this list even without the invalid ones. ive no doubt if they did apply over here i would have conquered them also.
WHOA!!... Somebody els'es war??? I know news travels slowly but surely you must have heard about the attack on Pearl Harbour? It was in most of the papers, If anybody has a right to claim victory in that war it was Russia, they took a far worse beating than any of us, not only by the Germans but by the Red army and the Partisans also, Stalin was so paranoid that other cultures would infect his communist rule that liquidation of villages that had been occupied by the German army was a common practice to ensure the purity of the Soviet way of life.
Did you know that Russian prisoners of war apon returning to Russia were immediatley re-imprisoned by Stalin because he felt that they might currupt the minds of others. It has been said that Stalin actually killed more of his own people than the Germans did during the war.
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dreams dashed...
...to this this day there is a small rectangular pond in northern minnesota that should be named Possum Lake
YOU LIAR
Just sayin....its not that hard to believe...
REAL BELIEVABLE SPORT REAL FUCKING BELIEVABLE
odd
P.S. Fuck the stack!
A) like meat
B) dont like guts and gore
Did the mess up Buck Knife or skinning knife?
Either way...
Scar, check (not a large scar);
Kitten, check;
Pipe, check;
Glenlivet, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check aaaaannnnnd check;
Engine, partial check;
welding, check;
knife, check
Damn rattle snakes, and their stupid warning noises!
1. Work on an actual ranch.
2. Ride and get bucked off of a few horses.
3. Fix fence.
4. Slaughter and pluck chickens.
5. Clean a chicken coop.
Stories?
Buckskin knife, check.
Rebuild engine, check.
Weld, check.
Kitten, check.
Glenlivet, check.
Might do one or two of the others, but not likely at this lazy point in my life. Missing from the list: Fire 50 cal machine gun or Minigun, check.
Suck on THAT!
::FACEPALM::
This is what you did with Zeke on tiny. I know where this is going to lead.
Oh wait...you can't, cause you got banned for your 'stupidity', nevermind ;'(
what yak had is a lapse in caring
Welding: Check
Engine Rebuild: Check
Damn, still got aways to go...
well but didnt do the rest of the stuff.
who cares, i have still my awesome + attractive card.
thats all i need nowadays
knife : check
Glenlivet : check
Rebuild engine : check
Welding : check
Save a kitten from a tree : check
Stop a purse snatcher : check and check
Grow an epic beard : total failure
get it right first time jrob
along with 'comment 'wheres the coke binge in vegas?' as one of them...
congrats