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Meanwhile at Jenbirdy's house...

fucking classic.

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by Sporty

submitted July 9th 2012

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i'd do her while the body is still warm
5 years ago
Waste not want not.
5 years ago
Backhand's to the kitchen also would have been acceptable.
5 years ago
HEADSHOT!
5 years ago
boom
5 years ago
Fake!

My hubby is way bigger than that faggot
5 years ago
But, other than that........ Pretty spot on....
5 years ago
except you aint as good looking...
5 years ago
^
5 years ago
Or that tall, needs more kids screaming too
5 years ago
A bigger fag, bigger dumbass, bigger in width (and not in cock size...) or all of the above?
5 years ago
None of the above, he's a bigger man in general
5 years ago
I'll just take that as all around then.
5 years ago
Am I sensing some catiness there Rosie?
5 years ago
Me?? Catty? No, I'm not catty like some of the bitches around here.

I'm just in a very sarcastic mood today, that's all.
5 years ago
But, I suppose my sarcasm font isn't very readable at the moment.
5 years ago
Sarcasm does get lost in text....
5 years ago
Yes... yes it does. Speaking of which, why aren't you in chat??
5 years ago
I'm never in chat, it jumps around on my phone and I miss too much to keep up
5 years ago
you could always install pidgin or something and use a proper account to go into chat like the cool people...
5 years ago
I haven't been cool since I was 17, and even then I was only cool because I was misinformed....
5 years ago
Yeah, you tell her Yak
5 years ago
You need to get a faptop, to keep up with chat and Mucho, JB.
5 years ago
Wait, are you saying that you're always surfing MS on your phone Jb?
5 years ago
Yep, unless I'm uploading something....
5 years ago
Ok so you have a computer, but prefer to use the phone...
5 years ago
of course you have a computer, where else would you do the shopping...
5 years ago
My phone is literally in my hand 24 hours a day, or..... Under my armpit...... True story
5 years ago
* Sporty sniffs jens phone *
5 years ago
I'm actually not a fan of online shopping, and not really a shopper in general. I love thrift stores, and only go to department stores boutiques for my kids clothing etc.
5 years ago
He's talking aboot photoshopping I think.
5 years ago
sigh
5 years ago
That makes more sense.......

Yes I use my puter for shopping
5 years ago
Jen's big fatass husband would never shoot her if she looked like that.
5 years ago
He wouldn't shoot me anyway, and his ass is quite svelte
5 years ago
So between being on your phone "twenty four hours a day" and posting your dirty piss flaps on the internet, when do you find time to spend time with your kids??

You are a worthless idiot.
5 years ago
There's an app for that.
5 years ago
Roland, I didn't say I'm on my phone 24 hours a day, but that I have it close 24 hours a day, I use it for work, but thanks for evaluation. As a matter of fact I spend more time with my kids than most parents, so fuck off you hypocritical shit.
5 years ago
Some kid. Hey Timmy, I just found a picture of your mom's asshole on the internet!!

Timmy. :(

5 years ago
Give it time.. it'll happen.
5 years ago
'omg is that our entertainment system????'
5 years ago
Yeah, I'm sure in 10 years they'll stumble upon the old ass boring asshole pic I posted here, and recognize it as mine.... Totally will happen....
5 years ago
Given the amount of internet porn teenage boys dredge up I'd say the odds are pretty good. You'll never hear about it though, you'll just lose your kid's respect FOR LIFE.

Ahhahhahahahahahaaa!!!
5 years ago
Again, I don't see how they'd ever know it was me in the first place, and secondly, I've raised my kids with an open mind, I'm a loving mother, and I know there is nothing I've done that would lose their respect, period.
5 years ago
can't really see her face in the pic... so my final question is..... is it creepy for her kids to recognize her from that angle?
5 years ago
a racist and a bad mother? surely one of those things can't be true....
5 years ago
They wouldnt...... I mean, unless they remember being born....

But seriously, it's just nudity, get the fuck over it already
5 years ago
I would be more racist than a bad mother, I hate the Indian mother fuckers that answer my customer service calls......
5 years ago
trust me.. if i could blow that pic up to the size of the wall in my room.... brb.....
5 years ago
hahahahahahaha lol rofl lmfao hahaha!!!!!
5 years ago
Are you high?
5 years ago
u accusing me or asking a question?
5 years ago
Ok, so definitely high then....
5 years ago
have u ever smoke weed before? just asking? im pretty sure you have but i have an oz of pineapple kush here thats screaming your name!
5 years ago
I used to, as a teenager and early 20's.... Last time I did it (a couple years ago) I freaked out the whole time thinking I was speaking my thoughts out loud..... Fuck that..
5 years ago
But you enjoy it...
5 years ago
/me passes jen a doobie
5 years ago
i can almost guarantee you that if you smoke it again, you will feel like your 20 yrs old!! oh and i have two adderralls left, want one?
5 years ago
* Jenbirdy takes the adderrall and starts folding the massive pile of laundry *
5 years ago
your fucking welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5 years ago
Rolandofgilead
Some kid. Hey Timmy, I just found a picture of your mom's asshole on the internet!!

Timmy. :(


yak
'omg is that our entertainment system????'

So...jerby's kids use her asshole as an entertainment center?
* DushanMandik is confused *
5 years ago
hahahahaha lol roflmao lmfao haha hehehe!!!!!! that was funny
5 years ago
I think yak was assuming you'd see some piece of furniture in the background that the kid would recognize or something. But there's not..... So........
5 years ago
bottom line, if her kids find the internet, they could see her nether regions.
5 years ago
incidentally, they could very easily recognize the pool
5 years ago
Sure, in 10 years or so, with all the new shit crammed into the interwebs on a daily basis, they could fun it, and still not know its me. It's not a pool they'd ever recognize
5 years ago
i'm sorry that your kids won't be able to recognize their own pool
5 years ago
Can I see the pool, I like pools..
5 years ago
Oh they'll be able to recognize their pool, but it's not that one
5 years ago
hmmm, so are you saying that the pool in your pics isn't your pool?
5 years ago
Bingo holmes
5 years ago
where is said pic?
5 years ago
then i guess just hope that they never come to the end of the internet, jenbirdy
5 years ago
or look through your computer
5 years ago
LINK ME DAMNIT!
5 years ago
ratemynaughty.com shitass
5 years ago
I've seen those......and to think I was starting to get a chub.....
5 years ago
my appologies to your boner
5 years ago
I was more hoping for wet hair and squinty eyes
5 years ago
Ha, like it's on my desktop..... They wouldn't find it, even if they looked. But, a hard drive crashed last year that my husband had
Some pics of me on it, he forgot he had put them in a random image folder (there are thousands of numbered image folders) and my brother who recovers hard drives texted me with good news that the recovery was working, he started to describe some of the pics showing up......... Out of thousands........ Thanksgiving will never be the same
5 years ago
that's hot
5 years ago
Exact reply from him was like -

No big deal, not like I haven't seem bag before

Wait...... Oh god..... Tell me that's not you?!?

We will never speak of this again.....
5 years ago
*seen *vag
5 years ago
thats hot
5 years ago
My husband laughed himself sick, he almost wrecked the car laughing. And I told my best friend, and she pissed herself....
5 years ago
that is hot
5 years ago
that's even hotter
5 years ago
Did you take any pics of your friend pissing by chance..
5 years ago
Then I helped clean her up, and we got in a bubble fight, as we were wrestling we started to kiss passionately, we rubbed our hot soapy bodies together until we collapsed in a heap of sex and bath bubbles.....
5 years ago
Ok that last one was fake..... But thought I'd indulge you fellas
5 years ago
why you gotta ruin it?
5 years ago
There are pictures of me with this same girl enjoying each other sexually that my hubby took.
5 years ago
if only the technology existed for us to see those pictures
5 years ago
That is 100% true
5 years ago
Oh it exists. But it's not worth the drama involved in posting it.
5 years ago
there must be some way for you to mail me those.....like.....electronically or something
5 years ago
Passenger pigeons might work..
5 years ago
message in a bottle maybe?
5 years ago
let's keep throwing out ideas
5 years ago
a vein in my head just popped
5 years ago
Jen is your husbands name Lucky by any chance?
5 years ago
that's not a feasible option magawd. get in or get out.
5 years ago
It's not, but he wouldn't disagree, still one of his favorite things to fap to.
5 years ago
Some guys have all the luck...
5 years ago
so......jenbirdy......you think you can get it to me by pony express or something?
5 years ago
Well, I'm his second wife...... I think he kinda paid in advance with the first one, an insufferable cunt....
5 years ago
...he certainly has a type.
5 years ago
Zeke, I may try to send a couple to your mucho mail, but don't hold your breath, I've got a weekend from hell starting...... Oh.....NOW
5 years ago
much obliged madam
5 years ago
Oh fuck off bong
5 years ago
hey I wanna see em too!
* Magawd crinkles his nose *
5 years ago
k, :P
5 years ago
bongwater you need to post a vid of you doing the Carlton dance
it would be a mucho classic
5 years ago
and magawd.....i haven't even gotten them
5 years ago
i will give you 12 internets if you do it...and zeke will buy you pro
5 years ago
i'll do it if you send me jens pics
5 years ago
it's ok...I might have a sensory overload and run through a door or something
5 years ago
I'm not buying you pro nor am I sending Jen's pics.....I don't even have them to begin with. Isn't becoming a Mucho legend enough?
5 years ago
no
5 years ago
atttn jenbirdy...send bong the pics so we can get a calton dance
5 years ago
well......we can work something out. I just may happen to know a thread that knows a thread where you can find jenbirdy's nudies on another site
5 years ago
but i'll do it for the twelve internets
5 years ago
dont forget the tom jones song in the background too
5 years ago
jrob keep your mouth shut. we need leverage here.
5 years ago
sharing those would be very uncool...just sayin
5 years ago
well, she made it public.....not like it's something she 'trusted' us with...she put it in the comments
5 years ago
not to mention the thousands of other users on that site....
5 years ago
plus we'er a community of sick perverts, she knows what she's dealing with, so fuck off gayloord
5 years ago
* xzekiel snaps and swings *

come on bongwater..........come on
5 years ago
so,ahem....thread?
5 years ago
so, ahem......dance?
5 years ago
post the vid and the link shall appear
5 years ago
oh, you're breakin my balls
5 years ago
use that as inspiration for the dance
it can be interpretive
5 years ago
but as it stands I'm not nearly high enough to do that,
so i'm off to remedy that riiiiiight now
5 years ago
a v-neck sweater would be a nice touch
5 years ago
make sure and smile like a retard too...and for the love of god dont forget the song
5 years ago
I was just taking a piss and I thought of how funny it would be if he posted a vid actually dancing the Carlton......and not the Fresh Prince dance. Then I started laughing and pissed everywhere.
5 years ago
I need to clean my bathroom now :(
5 years ago
maybe I was thinking of the Charleston......still was hysterical though, and there's still pee everywhere.
5 years ago
Honestly bongwater if I were you I'd give us the best gd Carlton dance ever and pwn us all.......and maybe throw in a little Charleston
5 years ago
is the charleston that thing you do where you cross your hands on your knees
5 years ago
also, just did the carlton in the mirror....i am NO carlton
5 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSFzLfgKKLI&feature=related
5 years ago
and yes you are
have faith
I believe in you
5 years ago
and more importantly, I believe that the reward will be worth it
5 years ago
still waiting :(
5 years ago
the subscribe now button isnt working :(
5 years ago
keep trying it takes awhile.
5 years ago
alright
5 years ago
She's used to taking loads to the face. She'll be fine tomorrow.
5 years ago
This is a true statement, my husband can verify
5 years ago
Can't anyone else verify? You're husband could be lying for you. :P
5 years ago
No
5 years ago
Wow you just got extremely boring.
* Sinaitis logs off *
5 years ago
You mean like you are ALL the time?
5 years ago
You say that like we've had countless conversations and you know who I am. Stop trying to be so witty, it doesn't suite a woman that posts her vagina on the internet.
5 years ago
So you didn't log after all then....

And I think you mean *suits* you
5 years ago
* Jenbirdy tags sinas--- as a liar *
5 years ago
* Sinaitis tags JB as a short bus rider *
5 years ago
what's up with that pouting fucking lip shit all the koozs' pose with nowadays?
5 years ago
I know, as a man, it only tells me, look at my lips and see how well I can SUCK YOUR DICK!!!
5 years ago
But they don't see that.
5 years ago
Fucking idiot. Now who's going to clean up the mess?!
5 years ago
Your mom?!?
5 years ago
::crickets::

::crickets::
5 years ago
What...she forgot how to clean??
5 years ago
For the love of Fuck your jokes suck. We'll have to hang out sometime so I can show you how it's done.
5 years ago
i dont think that would end well...
5 years ago
like freshie knows who is mother is
5 years ago
Was that Dik? Somehow I see this making more sense if it was..
5 years ago
He forgot to shoot humself.
5 years ago
Whomever the fuck humself is...
5 years ago
The third shot was the one that made me laugh.
5 years ago
Best caption ever
5 years ago
that shit is not fake!!!!!
5 years ago
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