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How many beers would it take ?

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You've often heard terms such as: "She is a 4 beer girl" or maybe even "She is a 10 beer girl" This of course is how many beers would it take before a girl (or guy) becomes attractive enough to fuck. How many for this fat pig? For me? I would die of alcohol poisoning before I would fuck her?

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by NemesisJames

submitted July 8th 2012

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I, uh... wuuugh....

* smerf vomits *
5 years ago
* Jenbirdy scoops smerfs puke into tiny baggies and strategically places them around the city *
5 years ago
...?
5 years ago
Is this some sort of Ginger Mating Ritual?....Soulless bastards!
5 years ago
Sounds like bono shitting in public trash cans :/
5 years ago
I just want to see people pick it up and wonder what it is, maybe open it, then recoil in horror an disgust.......... Not that I've ever done anything similar to that.......
5 years ago
because if you see a baggie on the street... your first instinct is to pick it up and look in it......
fucking americans
5 years ago
FREE SHIT! FREE SHIT! FREE SHIT!

It's the American Way, yak.
5 years ago
Well, mine isn't, but I've seen worse in the mall......
5 years ago
*insert any other random public place here
5 years ago
* smerf inserts his pubic place *
5 years ago
Oh... read that wrong.
5 years ago
smerf needs to get laid
5 years ago
smerf agrees
5 years ago
Reading the last sentence of the description I'm inclined to say:

I'm...Ron Burgundy?
5 years ago
id do her sober
5 years ago
1 Beer.
5 years ago
I'm old and I can't be picky but in her case I'd pick celibacy.
5 years ago
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