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Cunyscab, I'm Having Your Baby

I did it tonight. Not the same T-Bone fron the deli but a thick cut prepackaged and tonight, I made a Scampi type shrimp receipe with the other pound of shrimp that was left over from the bag from last night. I started with some olive oil and seered the shrimp for a minute and garlic sated thenm and turned them for another minute, then I added six cloves of garlic, a quarter teaspoon of pepper flakes, about three tablespoons of lemon juice, a tablespoon of white cooking wine and about one third of fresh sweet basil. Through in a stick of butter and when it melted, I got pregnant. Tonight I had cauliflower. Sorry, I have nothing to show for you tonight.

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by toolman961

submitted July 5th 2012

37 comments
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Cunyscab, I'm Having Your Baby
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Don't worry honey, as you can see, I have the delivery covered.
5 years ago
You illiterate fuck
5 years ago
I'm drunk again on more Busch beer. Fuck you
5 years ago
I just noticed I fucked up the title, I'm sorry ShitleR
5 years ago
Hey that new Busch recipe is good!
5 years ago
Is that a PS1 on top of that DVD/VHS combo?
5 years ago
Sure looks like it, Shitler
5 years ago
and it still works
5 years ago
That is going to be one beautiful food baby tooly. I wonder if it'll have my eyes?
5 years ago
I hope :)
5 years ago
I'm now picturing tool's "food baby" with blue eye-shadowed eyes
5 years ago
* xzekiel sings Mr. Hanky *
5 years ago
Mmmm, just imagine the wonderful smell of his farts.. With all the garlic, seafood and cauliflower.. and beer. And broccoli last night.
5 years ago
wtf is wrong with you?
5 years ago
Actually, the meat always gives me gas.
5 years ago
Holy shit... You expecting triplets?
5 years ago
I know the steak I ate tonight was 1.38 pounds and I had more shrimp tonight then last night but not all the breading and less cauliflower than broccoli so I'd say ate least two and a half pound of food tonight.
5 years ago
Wow. That's fucking impressive.
5 years ago
holy fuck....................
5 years ago
oh dear.
5 years ago
thats tomorrow night....
5 years ago
im just waiting for the cuntscab clone of this picture
5 years ago
Breathe in you fat cunt....
5 years ago
I was pushing out for this picture.
5 years ago
is that your wife disability money?
5 years ago
*Beastiality
5 years ago
^lurk smores
5 years ago
I tries
5 years ago
thats his life savings....
5 years ago
Only seventy dollars came from her check this month. One thousand was left over from the sell of our camper,eight hundred was from the hit I just won nthe daily book at the club and the other one hundred and thirty was from our savings account which all went to an attorney I hired to resolve a personal matter I have going on.
5 years ago
Not sure what's going on with this series. Is this like 'Leaving Las Vegas' with food?
5 years ago
im betting this one gets flushed down the toilet in the next 36 hours
5 years ago
So when are we gonna see Episode four of this Saga?
5 years ago
hope not, youve seen one toilet full of toolmans bloody shit youve seen enough
5 years ago
Like the Matrix, started out good, but had a shitty ending
5 years ago
Actually, the lower abdominal cramp have started again but I'm to tired to go down stairs and get the camera so you're all safe for now.
5 years ago
damn, i was hoping to get off tonight
5 years ago
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