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Toilet Seat Accident

Be careful when you take a shit.

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by thatdude420

submitted July 5th 2012

52 comments
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Toilet Seat Accident
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5 years ago
your post is just missing the picture of the toilet that cause the accident.
5 years ago
yeah, but I had boobies :)
5 years ago
i find it hard to believe that injury is from that toilet
5 years ago
maybe he was shot into it from a cannon
5 years ago
maybe he fell from a plane through the roof then hit this toilet
5 years ago
seems more likely than sitting on the toilet doing this.. thats for sure... or maybe he ate too much red meat

5 years ago
you'd either need a serious fall.. or a saw...to do that..or a shark
5 years ago
just throwing this out there... but that bathroom is kinda squatchy.....
you think it could have been......
5 years ago
oh....my....god
5 years ago
i can't believe i didn't see it before
5 years ago
nothing else in the world could do that to a public restroom
5 years ago
i know squatches for a fact can be very territorial so this poor guy could have just stumbled into a squatch nesting there
5 years ago
there really is no other explanation
5 years ago
confirmed encounter
5 years ago
Looks like a chick. Dudes don't squat on top of the toilet either.
5 years ago
wtf are you talking about idiot
5 years ago
You squat on top of the toilet? lol
5 years ago
I've always had a fear of this happening to me
5 years ago
quite a strange phobia :(
5 years ago
agreed ..ive never even considered this
5 years ago
i bet when it broke with the weight of the squatch he wasn't expecting it
5 years ago
the guy was probably just sitting there not even seeing the squatch on top of the seat... thats how good they are at camouflage.. they can be right on top of you sometimes and you wouldnt even know it
5 years ago
theres squatch hair all over too...i hope they took samoles
5 years ago
needs a bobo recreation and a campout
5 years ago
From now on I am going to howl into any public restroom for a good ten minutes before entering.
5 years ago
you could also take in donuts or bacon to lure them out too
5 years ago
5 years ago
Also, beef jerky
5 years ago
The wound is on the opposite side of where the toilet broke. I call fake. More like a shark attack.
5 years ago
we already figured out what it was
5 years ago
if it wasnt a squatch (which by the looks of it it was), but if it wasnt, that wound is in the correct spot for the break... if they would have fallen they would have hit the cracked porcelain falling down which would have cut them...
that being said all evidence points to squatch
5 years ago
A squatch wouldn't even fit in that tiny room.....just sayin'.
5 years ago
A YOUNER SQUATCH BUT STILL A SQUATCH
5 years ago
uh.. that room is basically the ideal squatch nest...
5 years ago
EXACTLY could be a young squatch
like a baby squatch
5 years ago
id say a resoucful youthsquatch...builds a nest in a public restroom...pretty smart
5 years ago
squatches love toilet paper as well..
5 years ago
weve already seen things like this before with squatches.. especially if their land is being encroached upon
5 years ago
they like mirrors too...fact
5 years ago
lower left of the picture is a pretty convincing squatch foot print... hopefully someone took a cast of it
5 years ago
bingo....theyre just taking back the public restrooms we took from them
5 years ago
https://www.dropbox.com/s/jg4imjhn06nlxzg/squatch.jpg to me that is pretty much proof we are dealing with a squatch
5 years ago
It's still very clear to be proof, most of the time it's more blurred.
5 years ago
no fooling you
5 years ago
I'm up voting just for the squatch convo
5 years ago
funny thing, i was just at an emergency room (don't worry, i'm ok) and noticed that the toilet in one crapper was rated for 1000 lbs. it had a re-enforcing pole and everything.
5 years ago
Squatch support system...
5 years ago
1000lbs would be just a young squatch but still a squatch
5 years ago
when my time machine is up and running, I'm going back and changing my name to squatchface
5 years ago
Oh, we didn't worry.

Pretty sure most of us didn't even care.
5 years ago
awwwww, you cared enough to notice
5 years ago
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