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Macro Laser photography, for Jenbirdy.

I know this isn't really mucho worthy, and I'm sure the down votes will flood in, but macro photography is the shit. This sub is mainly for Jenbirdy.

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by PunkyBruiser

submitted July 5th 2012

208 comments
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Macro Laser photography, for Jenbirdy.
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fucking digital fags..............
5 years ago
You sure do know a lot about fags, JerkStore. ummm...
5 years ago
what do you know about film photography? Im challenging your medium, just for the record.... defend yourself digital fag!
5 years ago
Ha. Please do a "yankstore" vs "punkybruiser" challenge when comes to this. I'm beegging yooou.
5 years ago
"it"
5 years ago
tumbleweed.
5 years ago
5:00am comes early. Bye, JerkStore. I miss ya.
5 years ago
K. PB...... youre on buddy. nothing can duplicate film. all the digital fag glory in the world that you boast, in your self proclaimed photographic genius, all the pixels in the universe that your pathetic lens can handle, there will still be no comparison, to the captured image in multiple shades of brilliant grey
5 years ago
Negatives will last longer than a digital.
5 years ago
seriously though PB... stop bragging about how cool of an artist you are. i have not seen one shred of evidence to support this idea. you have shitty taste in music, all the music shit youve posted is complete shit, you say that this is an example of good photography??? this is an example of a child wielding a tool stronger than itself. you are relying on bullshit lenses and pixels and not artistic perspective. think you are cool because you were a gay roadie for a 90s band, like you were in the movie Almost Famous or something?? Fuck you PunkyBruiser. prepare to be STFU stalked for life noob biatch. i hope it hurts your stupid noob feelings and you have a retaliation/meltdown. you piece of stupid dumb fuck.
5 years ago
Looks like we've got a photo-off on our hands!
5 years ago
Uh oh. Someone awoke the rage of the Jerk.
5 years ago
Nothing compares to film

Fact....
5 years ago
Especially when it's films of some hot ginger, woman, doing nasty stuff.
5 years ago
Perfect example is how everyone strives to make their digital images get that "magic of film" look. The closest I've come is with my 1D mark II - with a sigma 50mm 1.4 - pop that lens wide open and shoot natural light - its got a surreal feel reminiscent of 4x5 tilt shift cameras
5 years ago
Don't jizz in the popcorn jones, it's got enough butter.
5 years ago
I'll accept the challenge if PB can start it off with something that actually poses a challenge and something he considers artistic. And yeah, thank god this noob fag came along, i was getting worried now that me and jenbirdy are all "getting along" and shit.... i have someone to project my rage on. LOL
5 years ago
* Jenbirdy goes back to watching hot gingerama #32 *
5 years ago
jenbirdy, you just gave me such a camera boner.
5 years ago
It's ok, thinking about my darkroom days does it to me too ;)
5 years ago
theres something about the shimmering red glow and the smell of d-76 permeating. the brief glow of the image below the enlarger.... its totally hot.
5 years ago
alright PB... its all on the table for you buddy, this is your chance to shut me up and get me to leave you alone. so bring it on rookie biatch.

* JerkStore loads a fresh roll of 100tmax in the k1000 *
5 years ago
all i got from this thread is that JB is gonna shoot a porn that involves her "darkroom"
5 years ago
I love the sound of the water and the beeps of the timers, the rhythm of the developer, to the stop, to the fix, and then the water. It's totally hot
5 years ago
The running water I was never that keen on. But watching a image appear infront of you in the dev is magic. Same as devloping lith film which you can watch appear under a safe light.
5 years ago
Ah tmax.....

* Jenbirdy is all nostalgic *
5 years ago
i dont use a changing bag, so i really enjoy those few mins of total dark while im loading up the reels.... listening to some good darkroom tunes.
5 years ago
Used one once that was enough. Wasn't a fan of tmax back in the 90's but have don't mind it now. No choice since Agfa went under.
5 years ago
I never used a changing bag either, I haven't been I'm a darkroom in 5 years :(
5 years ago
Go shoot a roll.... Bet you $5 that you'll look at the back of the camera after every shot
5 years ago
Preferably with her puffy salmon as the motif.
5 years ago
I shot with one of my old Mamiyas that had a roll of 120 still in it..... Looked at the back EVERY shot lol
5 years ago
Lol.... wish I could afford to shoot in medium format! Thinking about buying a Diana.. any of you guys use one before?
5 years ago
I never have shot with a Diana
5 years ago
This thread gave me a http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBelT-Xi1CY
5 years ago
shoulda been an MS link urks.... funny nonetheless.
5 years ago
Look, JerkStore. You were the first one to be an egotistical shit fuck on this sub. All I was doing was posting something for Jen. It seems to me, you really are the general manager at a local "jerkstore" somewhere. I'll man up, and admit I have no darkroom experience. I'll also man up, and respect the fact that you do. I wasn't trying to be cocky, until you started your predictable stabs, and your "stfu drama". Even if I did know as much as you do(if you do), when it comes to using a darkroom, it would not benefit me at all. Especially touring 70% out of a year.
You can't travel/tour, on a tour bus, while staying in hotels, and in embrace old school photography.
It's cumbersome, expensive, frustrating, and slow. You've got to be fast, creative, and spot on with your work in a timely manner. I look forward to seeing your work though.

Much Mucho respect. :)
5 years ago
You need a click track...visually.
5 years ago
Tumbleweed...old school style. "acoustic guitar"
5 years ago
pwned.
5 years ago
You are too much of a noob to say pwned. Fuck off faggot.
5 years ago
^Ha!
5 years ago
God...The Walking Dead is addictive. Project Free TV, rocks!!
5 years ago
yikes.
1 month ago
this is what girls see when they give jrob a bj and he cums on their face
5 years ago
its also the last thing they see since his jizz is highly corrosive and toxic
5 years ago
LOL
5 years ago
^^^ *men
5 years ago
*rape victims
5 years ago
I know u hate me...but thx for the upvote, Jenbirdy. I'm sure your photography kickass.
5 years ago
"kicks ass"
5 years ago
you're even more pathetic than me
5 years ago
Punky, the only positive thing is you like Tool.. Other than that, you are pretty annoying.
5 years ago
Hey look. I'm trying to hang. I've got a year or so to go with you guys. Cut me a little slack. I know i'm a fucking noob....come on.
5 years ago
"a year or so to go"....

have you somehow been sentenced to MS?
5 years ago
lucky us....
5 years ago
Ha! In a way…yes, Poss. I'm sentencing myself. I'm a rookie, and I know this. Taking in all the stabs from you folks is apart of growing up on mucho sucko. Jenbirdy was right. Doing this while intoxicated…is a "no go". Super great advice from, JB.
5 years ago
I got the book threw at me, im doing six hard years on muchosucko.

So buckle up bitches.
5 years ago
who are you again?
5 years ago
Ha. U rock, poss.
5 years ago
A thx would be nice, JB. Stop busting my balls. Jesus H.
5 years ago
I dunno, I never took that many stabs when I first signed up. At least it didn't seem that way......
5 years ago
Punky, why would I thank you? I mean, it's a kinda cool picture, but it doesn't have anything to do with me....
5 years ago
you will like it or he will make you like it! now put the fucking lotion on the skin!!
5 years ago
* Jenbirdy cowers and reaches for the bucket... *
5 years ago
God...Jenbirdy. It's not god damn rocket science. I sent it to you outta respect. Jesus. Are u going through a divorce or something? I mean...come on.
5 years ago
Gross.
5 years ago
You're bringing this on yourself, why are you so worried what everyone thinks of you? I upvotes it, are you so starved for attention you've got keep begging for acceptance? Lighten up or get lost, you'll get eaten alive here....
5 years ago
Awwww, I think someone has a crush on JenBirdy!
5 years ago
* xzekiel covers face and raises hand *
5 years ago
awwwwwwwkward
* xzekiel sings Booty Drop *
5 years ago
Who said I was worried about what everyone thinks of me? I'm worried about how everyone thinks.
What...I can't stab back at the stabbers, JB?
5 years ago
pretty awesome looking picture
5 years ago
Thx, Crash.
5 years ago
What is it a pic of? Cool looking, but no idea what it is. I'll fap to it anyways.
5 years ago
Then upvote, sith. ha I can tell you're with the smart klan. If I get enough Uvotes, I'll explain what's going with the image. It's pretty simple. You'll see.
5 years ago
I found it in my backyard, while tripping on shrooms. Fact.
5 years ago
Is it a dandelion?
5 years ago
You win. Good eye, Vom.
5 years ago
The whole "found it in my backyard while tripping on shrooms" thing gave it away.
5 years ago
It's also my bands CD cover. I cloned out all the text(our name and album title) before I posted it.
Again...good eye.
5 years ago
What's the name of your band?
5 years ago
Trick question? Are u worthy, or a stabber?
5 years ago
Bad form, on my part...sorry. It's really hard being yourself on this site. I wanna go there, but the knuckle draggers on this site really make thinks hard.
5 years ago
"things"
5 years ago
As you well know, there's no accounting for taste.
5 years ago
You can find us on iTunes.
5 years ago
This really shares a huge part of my life with you crazy fucks.
No offence.
5 years ago
I just googled Punky Bruiser and a riot grrl band came up. Is that you?
5 years ago
Ha. nope. Give it some time, Vom. I know you will hate for this, and call me a pussy, but trust me...nows not the time. Sorry. I can't even get Poss or Jenbirdy to throw me some respect. You rock though.(no gay). I'll post my band links soon, Vom.
5 years ago
Bandcamp.com is the shit though. We're on there. Great site!!!!
5 years ago
hahaha I guess you are ashamed of your faggoty band because they aren't muchoworthy
5 years ago
Jesus.
5 years ago
should i be seeing a bird?
5 years ago
Kinda.
5 years ago
Oh yeah...Thx for the upvotes from the smart MS users. U folks rock!!!
5 years ago
PB.... are you not going to submit anything, are you just rolling over? i really just posted that photo, not because its my favorite, or because it is my best, but just to put in perspective the possibilities of shooting in film over digital. submit something you think is good, seriously. if its a strait-up "macro-off" i got you covered on that as well.......
5 years ago
Oh yeah by the way...It's a goddamn tiny dandelion.
5 years ago
downvote because you were so caught up in your own arse that you forgot to mention wtf it was
5 years ago
Ha!!! How long u been living n Shepherds Bush? Gross.
5 years ago
erm... huh?
5 years ago
Sorry. It's a London thingy...duh? I hate the Shep grid...trash.
5 years ago
U said "arse". Dead give away...maybe. ha.
5 years ago
sorry.
5 years ago
lol Why are you speaking like a teenage girl?
5 years ago
????
5 years ago
you just went left field.
5 years ago
U a brit?
5 years ago
'because you said arse' that automatically makes you from a set area of london.

Fuck off bitch, take your shit photos elsewhere!!
5 years ago
I love brits! (no gay)
5 years ago
TheFunk...hahaha. This has nothing to do with you. God, what a fag.
5 years ago
who the fuck are you calling fag flowerboy?
I was laughing at your shit logic.
5 years ago
I'm sure TheFunk-has never left his, or her room...in three years.

So stop.
5 years ago
Yeah I'm English and I lived in shepherds bush for a bit. Calm down sunshine.
5 years ago
Never been outta your state? I'm sure of this. No passport? ha.
5 years ago
NO...I like...much respect...really.
5 years ago
I mean this, dragon. I swear.
5 years ago
Sorry. I was chapping TheFunk, four stabs ago.
5 years ago
Every time I was in the Bush, Dragon, it was at the K West. What a rocking hotel!!! Great times!!!
5 years ago
i lived in a hostel for the mentally ill. shit times!!!
5 years ago
ok...nevermind. fail.
5 years ago
I was being for real. I'm bored now. BYE.
5 years ago
makod that sounds awesome
5 years ago
BYE PunkyBruiser
5 years ago
hurry back
5 years ago
He DOES sound like a teenage girl!!
5 years ago
PB sounds like he grew up in a gang, an extremely lame faggotty gang, their greeting was yelling Respect! while fisting eachother.
5 years ago
their fights were over who had the shinier switchblade
5 years ago
What the fuck? I'm not that god damn lame, Barret.
5 years ago
I treat my friends, with much love and respect.
5 years ago
holy rapecomma
5 years ago
"comment fail" sorry
5 years ago
okay, here's the deal Spunky:

- identifiable pic of you, with non PSed sign, within 48 hours
do it, and i'll cut you some slack
dont do it (or worse- try to fake something), and i will be forced to assume that you are, indeed, an overweight 12-yr-old girl who only comments on MS when on a Haagen-Dazs binge
5 years ago
Poss... a whiny 12 yr old girl on an ice cream bender is not nearly annoying as this fag who uses words like "broseph" when addressing members of the MS community and thinks he's cool for doing so...
5 years ago
chillax broseph
5 years ago
^my new catch-phrase
5 years ago
* possum coughs politely *
5 years ago
*crickets
5 years ago
chill chill chill crazy possum
5 years ago
otay, broseph
5 years ago
word, broheim
5 years ago
Sorry I'm not interacting...watching The Walking Dead. It's fun watching u folks shread me all the time though. ha.
5 years ago
* possum trembles in anticipation now *
5 years ago
Possum is the shit! You're doing a great job, "Brossum" :)
5 years ago
Brossum. hahaha.
5 years ago
do you have any Rocky Road left?
5 years ago
at least you made it home before curfew
5 years ago
If we were hanging out, poss. I'd hook you up with some party favors. I think you'd like Punky...a little better. ha I love treating my friends to a good time. :) My friends love me for this.
5 years ago
Everyone who thinks Pinky actually has friends, raise their hand.
5 years ago
I treat my friends, with much love and respect.
5 years ago
Shut your cornhole already, you needy fucking crybaby.
5 years ago
You're so right, smerf. I don't know anyone. pshhh.
5 years ago
How am I a needy crybaby? I really don't get this. Sooo funny. God.
5 years ago
Oh, I'm sure you know people. I just don't think any of them are your friends.
5 years ago
I'm trying to be cool with you folks. Please stop already. wow
5 years ago
God, smerf. Are u being for real? I'm not kidding. Are you being for real?
5 years ago
See "Please stop" is EXACTLY what we want you to do.
5 years ago
Mucho meltdown: t minus 5.....
5 years ago
What a pussy.
5 years ago
Stop what? I sub stuff...and get attacked all the time. It would be different if I didn't care about being on this site. I take the time to communicate, and I take all the stabs from everyone.
I'M TRYING TO BE A PART OF MUCHO SUCKO...and u folks bust my balls, none stop. Sorry with the lame caplocks. You're making me do it.
5 years ago
Yay, you managed to say all that in one comment, instead of 4!

Seriously, though. You submit mostly crap and you're annoying.
5 years ago
YOU'RE MAKING HIM DO IT SMERF!!!
5 years ago
So pathetic, has to be trolling.

Bonehead.. is that you??
5 years ago
No mucho meltdown, xzekiel. I'm going back to watching The Walking Dead. Everyone else has the "meltdown" problem.
I loved the "t minus 5" though. This is why I love MS. I love everyone's humor.
5 years ago
There are walkers in the barn, Dale dies and Rick kills Shane. Enjoy!
5 years ago
oh and Lori's pregnant.....
5 years ago
Hahahahahahah!
5 years ago
OK, LOOK. Please tell me what I need to do, to be apart of this awesome klan...and I will do it. (no sexual favors)
5 years ago
I'll let you field this one smerf
5 years ago
At this point, I'd rather not.
5 years ago
God damn it, xzekiel!!!! You really just fucked me up, blowing out my Walking Dead fun. You just won on the stabs...fucker.
5 years ago
Zeke, he's a little slow on the uptake, isn't he?
5 years ago
he's slow in lots of ways
5 years ago
I'm being for real. I want to be apart of this family...I really do.
5 years ago
Stop saying that for starters.
5 years ago
Zeke that was harsh.

Also, hahahah...
5 years ago
How am I slow? What the fuck are you dreaming about? I swear to god, i have no clue what you're talking about.
5 years ago
Ok....fuck off! wow A bunch of cock suckers you are.
5 years ago
YOU'RE LEARNING!
5 years ago
A huge part of me wants to believe this whole Punky episode is one giant elaborate Jrob troll... that I would respect. Everything else is fucking pathetic
5 years ago
When it comes to this course...I'm learning nothing with you foodstamp mother fuckers. This is so white trash gross. I can't believe I'm still trying to earn respect from you folks. wow
5 years ago
"earn"
5 years ago
"EARN"!!!!!
5 years ago
you're still talking?
5 years ago
So which Muchoer is PunkyNoobster??

There should be a pool or something..
5 years ago
I'll stop, xzekiel. Since I can't get no love...not even the slightest.
5 years ago
12 year old girls probably shouldn't look at some of this material.
5 years ago
* possum bropaws jared *
5 years ago
Jared?
5 years ago
tick-tock, punky
5 years ago
Maybe Punky is Possums Tyler Durden? hmmmm...
5 years ago
* possum gets confetti ready *
5 years ago
And the winner IS.......
5 years ago
chillax broseph - he/she still has a liitle time left
5 years ago
* possum subs a couple subs whilst waiting *
5 years ago
?
5 years ago
NM, actually read the start of the thread.

* smerf sits down to wait *
5 years ago
okay, just one - but it's 188megs so get more beer
5 years ago
can someone give me the gist of the convo?
5 years ago
I'm thinking lemonade and vodka
5 years ago
Yak: possum challenged him to post an "identifiable pic of you, with non PSed sign, within 48 hours" or forever be labeled a 12 year old MSing while binging on hagen daaz.
5 years ago
Haagen Daz? However you spell it.
5 years ago
if this doesnt work - i'll be forced to do a Dance-Off
5 years ago
ps - im cancelling the upload - it sucks even worse than the Kraftwerk thingy
5 years ago
instead - silly bobcats and aquatic rodents!
5 years ago
fake no sign
5 years ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iWOyfLBYtuU
2 weeks ago
recover password
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