Urkelbot, You aren't and never will be my sergeant. And Jenbirdy, I dont know if youve ever had a girlfriend before, but if you do you should know that girls can hit guys but you can not hit them back.
Dont call me sir, I'm not old. And the reason is because I'm 17. Soon to be 18 and then i will be enlisting. I already got all my MEPS done and I scored pretty good on my asvab. My recruiter says i'll do great in recruit training.
I'm not a kid. and i cant just dump her. i actually love her. And she doesnt just p and slap me. But she would if i posted a pic of her on a wierdo site like this.
She's abusive emotionally more than pysically usually. She does stuff behind my back. honestly, i am a little worried i'll be getting a dear john letter when i am in training.
Do yourself a favor join the Air Force or Navy...the marines wont do nothing for you except get you killed because you bought into post 9*11 patriotism.
Air Force is too easy, I have no interest in the Navy. Maybe someone like you wont understand this but I want to die for our country. I want to die in the Marines. But i'll make sure i kill plenty of our enemies before i go out.
Im not anti military by any means, I just have to wonder one thing, if you cant handle the simple verbal bitchslap that your getting now ..How are we supposed to beleive that your going to last any amount of time in the Marines? ...Marines...It's More Than Just A Commercial On TV....
You all suck cocks. I'm physically fit and going to be a Marine and thats a lot more than any of you can say. My girlfriend is not a bitch and i am not a pussy.
They'd let you in the Marines by now if they knew you didn't prefer to stick your cock in the poop chute as opposed to your 300lb future wife. Fuck the ASVAB. I took that shit. They will tell you what you want to hear. Will tell you they will put you in Special Ops..But you go into Boot Camp and then you are lucky if you make it out of here. And in case you don't know, don't plan on dying if you plan to marry this chick and unfortunately reproducing with her, because the military will own her and your kids.
Good evening. Let me introduce myself, FutureMarine. I'm what they call the 'welcomer' around here. Please, ignore these foolish ones, and let me answer your questions. Please. Ask away.
^Holy shit. someone who's nice? really? 3 questions: 1. Is this real? 2. What is this site for? 3. Why is everyone treating me like shit? and 4. Not really a question but i just want to say i am expecting you to be a dick to me too.
Let me surmise your questions right here:
1. Yes
2. It is for the unemployed and degenerates. I however fit in neither of those categories. There are also a few nice 'wenches' around who will fulfill your needs in the rectal area.
3. It is normal to be treated harshly around such profound young future students of the military sciences. Lots of testosterone around here.
4. I am no such thing as this 'dick' you speak of. Now, if you speak of 'dik', that, sir, is another story.
Do you need a cursory viewing primer of the fine muchosucko site?
1. Yes, it's as real as the fact that your gf beats you.
2. This site is for perverse people from all walks of life to come together and make shitty sarcastic jokes/comments about twisted content that 90% of the human population don't understand because they are sheltered and inhibited.
3. It happens to everyone, grow a pair and live with it. If you don't pussy out and stick around, you will become 'one of us'. P.S. I hope your whit level is above par.
4. You were right.
My girlfriend doesnt beat me, okay? She might slap me sometimes when i make her mad but thats very uncommon. its usually emotional stuff she does to me.
Well, I'll ignore that someone called you 'futurefag' and say, take this picture here as an example.
How do you think one could fake a picture with such a hideous tile on the floor? You can't fake such gratuitous violence with decorations like that.
* JamesTKirk Adjusts smoking robe *
Second, if you click on certain members links, you can see what kind of vile afflictions they are into. I don't partake in such gross displays of human filth.
Lastly, click on the most discussed. There you will find the true prostitutes around here. Pilfering their own wares to demonstrate male superiority. Such filth.
That concludes our lesson for today. You should consider coming back. This place kind of grows on you. I joined when it was a fine english pub-like gambling site.
Oh, yea...let me recommend you quit with the admitting of self destructive relationship details. It isn't becoming and there are packs of wolves here that will eat you for tea-time snacks.
My young underlings....may I suggest not using the 'stfu' button for such trivial needs? It purports the gay. It might be beneficial to transpose your anger in words, not abusing the gay of the stfu.
* JamesTKirk folds napkin neatly and sniffs snootily *
lol I'm getting off. ive had enough for today. I'll be back tomorrow. I dont really hate all you guys. But i definitely dont like you lol as a side note - I wasnt able to fap to this picture. maybe some other time i will be able to.
Heyyy TLC just came on the player and I'm going to make a bbq chicken sammich. FUCKING WIN-WIN BABY! I'll return with some 108+/- year old french cognac, hollar if you want some Cap'n.
Look Marine. I did two tours in the persian gulf, and I fucking know. Dump the bitch. All she's going to do is cheat on you and keep you from fucking Russian whores in Dubai, during the little time off you're going to get over there. It sounds like you've been doing your pushups and eating your wheaties, and that's fucking ducky. But you got some serious growing up to do emotionally. Hopefully boot will work some of that out for you.
I think you should post a pic so we all can see what a FutureMarine actually looks like, maybe a retrospective of Future Marine in its natural habitat, How Future Marine eats, How Future Marine lives, How Future Marine gets Bitchslapped..
If thats supposed to be some sort of smartness joke, its not funny. Marines have to be very mentally strong. They might no be geniouses for the most part but they are all smart.
I'm thinking this may be the same fat dickless troll from the last few days, asshole will no doubt fail basic training with sweat rash and thigh chafing.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
I give up. You all think I am a troll, you all shit-talk me. I'm tired of defending myself from your stupid insults and especially your insults to the Marines and I'm tired of you all thinking I am some other person.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Is this how you treat all your new members? none of you helped me with any of my questions. all you do is call me names. I can handle the name-calling but you could at least talk to me like one of you.
lol i bet y'all look funny. I might put my pic up tomorrow. probably not though. I'm more of an in-person kind of person than a picture person if that makes sense.
Fuck. you just had to say that. no i am not ugly. I admit i am not the greatest looking 17 year old guy, but i'd say i'm pretty good lookng. i'll prove it. tomorrow. now this time i get off for real. like seriously for real. lol i will put a pic up tomorrow. face only though. i dont want you freaks making child pornography of my body.
well, new user futuremarine is 17, and in love with a necrophiliac, who also is emotionally abusive, and likes to hit him on occasion when she's angry, sometimes. SO he came here for advice, and help.....
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Not by a long shot Dude, but I have to say thank you for bringing the "future Marine" thread back up, I remember this night,.. For a Wannabe Marine,.. He sure gave up awful fast.. Ahh, Memories..
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you have arrived in dickland
read the above thread a few times
sorry though
fact
despite what you say - i think you would fit in quite well here on mucho
Let me surmise your questions right here:
1. Yes
2. It is for the unemployed and degenerates. I however fit in neither of those categories. There are also a few nice 'wenches' around who will fulfill your needs in the rectal area.
3. It is normal to be treated harshly around such profound young future students of the military sciences. Lots of testosterone around here.
4. I am no such thing as this 'dick' you speak of. Now, if you speak of 'dik', that, sir, is another story.
Do you need a cursory viewing primer of the fine muchosucko site?
2. This site is for perverse people from all walks of life to come together and make shitty sarcastic jokes/comments about twisted content that 90% of the human population don't understand because they are sheltered and inhibited.
3. It happens to everyone, grow a pair and live with it. If you don't pussy out and stick around, you will become 'one of us'. P.S. I hope your whit level is above par.
4. You were right.
How do you think one could fake a picture with such a hideous tile on the floor? You can't fake such gratuitous violence with decorations like that.
Second, if you click on certain members links, you can see what kind of vile afflictions they are into. I don't partake in such gross displays of human filth.
Lastly, click on the most discussed. There you will find the true prostitutes around here. Pilfering their own wares to demonstrate male superiority. Such filth.
That concludes our lesson for today. You should consider coming back. This place kind of grows on you. I joined when it was a fine english pub-like gambling site.
fuck me
fuck off, bob
Fuck off.
Sincerely, MuchoSucko.
Yea, these guys are complete butts. Never listen to them. You go right ahead and be who you are.
Glad to be of service.
How dare you insult me, under-lord of filth!
Good luck, Semper Fi, and all that bullshit.
(left out "been" though)
You've bought everything the government,media and your parents have spoon fed you, have you ever thought for yourself?
Equatorial Guinea?
HOLY SHIT.
has to be one of the best opening introductions I've seen to mucho.
And lol at "gorilla warfare".
:(
Oh look there's 11 now...
And lol at "gorilla warfare".
Nice, jrob.
Entertaining
Troll
http://muchosucko.com/100197/For-FutureMarine-Good-luck-with-your-future