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Another Big One

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wtf

by Bladesman

submitted June 30th 2012

416 comments
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Another Big One
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4 fucking years and you come back to show off your "manhood" again. Go back to lurking you no dick fuckwad.
5 years ago
I thought TylerXBoner was back there for a sec.
5 years ago
Please god ...no.
5 years ago
this isn't tyler?
5 years ago
Oh didn't realise.
5 years ago
Lolol
5 years ago
where's the sign, idiot?
5 years ago
Dammit tr...why the upvote? It's a shitty sub, a small dick, a male attention whore, a low res pic, and as you said...there's no sign. Yet still you upvote???
5 years ago
That's better...thought you were just here for the penis...







like fries...
5 years ago
if i was here for the penis, this specimen would hardly satisfy.
5 years ago
i'm here for the kittens.
5 years ago
The sticky little pink ribbon kitties indeed.
5 years ago
I like the way you think Jonesy :)
5 years ago
Cake reference?
5 years ago
i dont eat cake
5 years ago
^cake eater
5 years ago
up top for mighty ducks!
5 years ago
* xzekiel holds hand in the air *
5 years ago
anyone?
5 years ago
Do I look like I eat cake?
5 years ago
^cake eater
5 years ago
round two
5 years ago
COME ON!
5 years ago
* xzekiel holds hand up *
5 years ago
I dont eat crap food I think you need to look again
5 years ago
oh fuck you
5 years ago
I reckon you are massively fat
5 years ago
* smerf highfives zeke *
5 years ago
UP TOP SMERF!
5 years ago
* Jenbirdy high fives Zeke with a slice of cake *
5 years ago
I knew you lot would stuff yourselves with cake
5 years ago
* xzekiel stuffs jenbirdy with cake *
5 years ago
* Jenbirdy lifts up her dress........ *
5 years ago
put your peener away bladesman that was PG
5 years ago
At least I could feel the cake.....
5 years ago
well atleast we know you fuck cake
5 years ago
sick burn
5 years ago
Who wouldn't fuck cake? It's warm, moist and delicious...
5 years ago
I think it's time for me to take a nap.....
5 years ago
take some cake with you
5 years ago
whos 'we' ? you're on your own here loser
5 years ago
how much cake would it take to satisfy jenbirdy vaginally?
5 years ago
A whole wedding cake
5 years ago
I could probably get off just jumping a bundt cake
5 years ago
*humping.....
5 years ago
I am sure that is the only humping you get
5 years ago
i'm thinking more of how many swiss rolls can fit in there
5 years ago
it probably handles a bucket load of them
5 years ago
Hmm, I've never tried, but I wouldn't think more than one.... Obviously the lack of firmness might make insertion hard :/
5 years ago
Thought you were experienced
5 years ago
You're right Bladesman, I have to beg for sex, and get turned down all the time! It's like I'm "lacking" something.... You could say I'm "short" in sexual prowess....
5 years ago
Oh wait, that's right! I'm an attractive female with a working vagina and
5 years ago
turn down sexual advances Daily. But enough about me, tell me more about what it's like having women laugh when you pull out that button
5 years ago
*blue acorn
5 years ago
well its not a button and women don't laugh at it
5 years ago
....it's a fucking button.
5 years ago
And the only reason women don't laugh at is because no woman has seen it since the last time your mother changed your diaper.
5 years ago
I just took a shit that was more interesting than you.
5 years ago
Incidentally, really glad I didn't trust the fart.
5 years ago
Its not a button and you must of lead a boring life if you find your shit interesting. Women have seen it before actually.
5 years ago
I'm a woman, and Im looking at it....... And laughing
5 years ago
Are you sure you are?
5 years ago
I didn't say I found it interesting. Just that it was more interesting than you.
5 years ago
And yes, she is. We've seen the pictures (with a sign, even)
5 years ago
* Jenbirdy follows directions *
5 years ago
With a cake as well?
5 years ago
Jesus you're dense.....
5 years ago
Your the cake fucker
5 years ago
*you're
5 years ago
*you're -

Maybe if you put cake on your genitals instead of in your fat pie hole you wouldn't be such a porker
5 years ago
Whoops sorry Smuff
5 years ago
I am not a porker but I could just stuff the cakes in you
5 years ago
No thanks stubby
5 years ago
You must be stuffed with cake already then
5 years ago
Why, are you talking about cake ALL DAAAA TIME.
5 years ago
She likes to cake fuck apparently
5 years ago
Good morning porkchop
5 years ago
Sounds like your hungry
5 years ago
my hungry what?
5 years ago
fat,dumb,and hung like a hedgehog
5 years ago
hungry hungry hippos?
5 years ago
you need to stop talking about yourself
5 years ago
you must be blind as fuck not to be able to see my ribs in the pic
5 years ago
De Nile is not just a river in Egypt.
5 years ago
Good to know you are in denial
5 years ago
I'm not the fatass with a nubbin claiming it's a normal size penis
5 years ago
you seem like a fatass
5 years ago
Oooo, the old "I know you are, but what am I?" retort.

I never said I wasn't a fatass, but at least I have a normal size penis.
5 years ago
Are you sure about that?
5 years ago
Yes.
5 years ago
I assumed you had a pussy
5 years ago
Why the hell would you assume that, chubster?
5 years ago
You seem like a pussy especially being called smerf
5 years ago
Uh huh... Riiiight. So you went from thinking I had a pussy, to me being a pussy based on my screen name? With such incredible logic, how can I win an argument?
5 years ago
No I just assumed you had one which is probably true.
5 years ago
Awww, someone else put the link up. I'm not doing it for this fruitcake
5 years ago
You probably have that link saved, don't you?
5 years ago
* jrob2020 looks around and whistles *
5 years ago
that is some stfu dedication right there.
5 years ago
you must be mighty proud
5 years ago
I am
5 years ago
You're fat and have a small dick, of course you're proud. It's just a good thing you shaved or nobody could see it..
5 years ago
Im not fat dude!
5 years ago
In your pic you look fat enough...fatso
5 years ago
No I don't look fat.
5 years ago
sub more pics of your fat ugly body I'm sure everyone wants to see MORE...


* conky slowly backs away hiding his doughnut behind his back.. *

5 years ago
You need to get your eyes checked if you think I am fat dude.
5 years ago
fuck off fatty
5 years ago
get some glasses
5 years ago
go on a diet
5 years ago
ah shut up and get your eyes tested
5 years ago
you could go on that subway diet
5 years ago
it worked for jared
5 years ago
look I am not fat you probably weight more
5 years ago
Dude, you are almost as fat as I am. So yes you are.
5 years ago
pfft I don't see what you mean
5 years ago
LOOK IN THE FUCKING MIRROR bladesman you fat turd..
5 years ago
I see a slim person
5 years ago
Look you silly person. Nobody told you you can't be fat. Or that its bad. You just are. Just like I am, and I'me losing weight right know, but I won't get my BMI under 25, I don't feel good in a body like that. I'd rather be slightly overweight then be depressed.
5 years ago
I am not overweight though and I don't have a overhanging belly and bitch tits like the fat bastards on this site!
5 years ago
Sure
5 years ago
hes in denial i think
5 years ago
I am not in denial I know I am slim!
5 years ago
You know what sucks ? I have a great picture of me but it has no sign :(
5 years ago
So?
5 years ago
you'd gain an extra inch on that stubby if ya lost a couple of stone fatso
5 years ago
Its not stubby and I am slim enough like I said!
5 years ago
not stubby you say..... its like god forgot to give you a shaft and stuck the bellend directly to your nutsack
5 years ago
whatever...I think you need to look again
5 years ago
barret wtf
5 years ago
Who is this fat ass?
5 years ago
what fat ass?
5 years ago
youre the only fatass in this thread,tubby
5 years ago
im not fat!
5 years ago
chubby people laugh at your obesity
5 years ago
explain how I am fat I dont even have a beer belly!
5 years ago
your belly casts a shadow on your "dick"
5 years ago
or whatever that thing is
5 years ago
No it doesnt!
5 years ago
shut up dumptruck!
5 years ago
looks like we need a pic of this belly (with a sign)
5 years ago
*billboard
5 years ago
you can see I aint fat
5 years ago
Not in the pic we are looking at jellyroll
5 years ago
drop the fork and take a new pic
5 years ago
wtfs wrong with you blademan ?
5 years ago
Nothing is wrong with me WTF is wrong with you?
5 years ago
He has crisco on his glasses
5 years ago
well bladesman your either a fucking retard or a troll
5 years ago
or a beluga
5 years ago
Fries, can't he be both?

In fact, he can be fat, retarded AND a troll.
5 years ago
I aint a troll I am just saying I aint fat. Are you really that retarded?
5 years ago
you
are
fat
5 years ago
Have you always been this stupid or did you have to take an evening class?
5 years ago
I actually studied 4 years to receive my B.A. in fatology.
You are textbook fat.
5 years ago
We can see the spare-tire around your waist and the fat around your pubic area has swallowed your balls and part of your dick.

And you have short dick, fatass.
5 years ago
you have a Randy cheeseburger belly
5 years ago
LoL this fat piece of shit still denying he's fat...

5 years ago
Conky, I've studied this photo from corner to corner. I believe he may be the fattest guy on mucho.

* squatface drops the mic and walks away *
5 years ago
BS there are some right fat bastards out there you account for 2 of them.
5 years ago
just own your fatness bro...dont be ashamed
5 years ago
Ive nothing to be ashamed of because I aint fat.
5 years ago
I dropped the mike and walked away Mcfatty.
5 years ago
You had to go to McDonald's?
5 years ago
that means your fat
5 years ago
I mean *you are
5 years ago
I would be ashamed of that tiny dick
5 years ago
sub a pic with a sign and butter
5 years ago
Lowieken, a strap on bottlecap would make him look bigger
5 years ago
Awww look, the fatty got his feelings hurt.

*Offers him a quadruple bacon cheeseburger to dry his tears*
5 years ago
You can see from my avi I am not fat.
5 years ago
Hey Bladesman, why, in the fuck, would you submit this? You had to know the level of berating you would receive..... Are you a masochist or something?
5 years ago
no
5 years ago
exhibitionist
5 years ago
yeah I reckon so
5 years ago
a fat one
5 years ago
wtf I am not fat are you blind?
5 years ago
dude,you're fat get over it
5 years ago
fat people have bitch tits and a beer belly dude
5 years ago
* jrob2020 nods *
5 years ago
and I don't
5 years ago
thats you in your avy right?
5 years ago
yeah
5 years ago
dude,you're fat get over it
5 years ago
This is, without a doubt, the only place on the internet that shit like this can happen. Fucking fantastic.
5 years ago
nice clitoris.
5 years ago
nice tits.



Oh wait...
5 years ago
thanks.
5 years ago
its not a clitoris!
5 years ago
what is it then? hematoma?
5 years ago
a penis...
5 years ago
* sorry excuse for a penis
5 years ago
Hi Bladesfatty
5 years ago
Its not a sorry excuse for a penis
5 years ago
thats a penis?
5 years ago
you sure?
5 years ago
yes why what else would it be?
5 years ago
looks like one of those ken dolls
5 years ago
just a smooth area in the crotch region
5 years ago
no I am not a ken doll!
5 years ago
too fat t be a Ken doll
5 years ago
true
5 years ago
This fat fuck must have to sit down to piss, no way his chubby fingers could grip that to aim.
5 years ago
I dont have chubby fingers
5 years ago
you also think your penis is average :(
5 years ago
At least with chubby fingers you might let a girl feel something
5 years ago
unless you're a gay fat bastard
5 years ago
Im not gay
5 years ago
^ not gay everyone just really fat, and subs pics of his little dick on a site that is 99% guys..
5 years ago
nice jelly roll in your avy btw
5 years ago
Its not jellyroll you can see I am slim
5 years ago
in what country is that slim?
5 years ago
the UK
5 years ago
this got boring real fast
5 years ago
yup
not "oster vs scandy" boring, butt...
5 years ago
its like the little nub inside a peanut if you break it in half
aka the peanibble
^ invented that word yesterday so im trying to use it constantly
5 years ago
ahh the peanibble, the most frustrating of the nuts
5 years ago
why would you break it in half :S
5 years ago
Because we don't devour all foods fatty mcbaconator
5 years ago
At least his balls are proportional to his tiny penis
5 years ago
There are no at leasts with this fat sob
5 years ago
I can honestly say I've seen bigger balls on a squirrel.
5 years ago
You look at squirrel's balls?
5 years ago
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsool0uU7o1qzozj1.jpg
5 years ago
thats just weird
5 years ago
the weird part is they are actually bigger than yours
5 years ago
I wouldnt say so
5 years ago
You suck fatty
5 years ago
you suck fat
5 years ago
No thanks lunchbox
5 years ago
losing lucidity ! you came out of retirement to comment on this guys little pecker
5 years ago
wtf?
HI LUCY!!!!!

* possum waves *
5 years ago
oh yeah...nice comment, possum....otherwise, i might not have found out about this momentous return.

how many new users will tell her tits or gtfo, trying to fit in?
5 years ago
dick or gtfo
5 years ago
it was news to meee! :(
5 years ago
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^tits or gtfo
5 years ago
Alright sausage fingers you can go back into retirement now.
5 years ago
<3
5 years ago
the fuck lucid? where has your scatter brained ass been?
5 years ago
Oh, you know...
5 years ago
dont give me that, dammit!
5 years ago
Are you aroused in this pic dude?
5 years ago
yeah I am in the pic
5 years ago
so you've got a full on raging hard on?
5 years ago
yeah
5 years ago
A "chubby" no less?
5 years ago
Have you ever been laughed at when you got you cock out to fuck a woman?
5 years ago
No
5 years ago
a chinese friend of mine told me he had a 5cm fully erect cock. Some woman had a small penis fetish and fucked him.
5 years ago
is that a no because you are a virgin?
5 years ago
women like penis anyway
5 years ago
Yeah, they do like penis, but not big clits :o. Are you wearing a strap on then ?
5 years ago
I actually gotta give you props here Bladesman. No woman would be scared to try anal with that thing.
5 years ago
it is not a big clit....women have clits dude
5 years ago
Do you ever indulge in scissoring?
5 years ago
No that is what lesbians do
5 years ago
So why exactly are you drawing attention to your penis? Does it normally not receive much?
5 years ago
I don't need a strap on either
5 years ago
He's just another humiliation fag and everyone's giving him what he wants. He's probably got his two fingers on it as we speak.
5 years ago
Well in that case, how many bitches has that thing ploughed through dude?
5 years ago
* I mean dibbed
5 years ago
It has done many
5 years ago
how many did you have to pay for the privilege?
5 years ago
I didnt pay for any
5 years ago
how many were raped?
5 years ago
and how many noticed?
5 years ago
Oh md......

* Jenbirdy laughs, despite the wrongness *
5 years ago
I'm not a freak I can have sex without being sick like you
5 years ago
hahahaha.....no you can't
5 years ago
how would you know?
5 years ago
Does the phrase "Is it in yet?" sound familiar?
5 years ago
No it doesn't sound familiar
5 years ago
chickens can't speak
5 years ago
you must of tried to fuck one?
5 years ago
I don't need to fuck one to know that.
5 years ago
so you watched someone fuck a chicken?
5 years ago
...actually, there is a video on here of a guy fucking a dead chicken.
5 years ago
hey bladesman, ever seen a girls reaction when you hit their cervix with your cock?
5 years ago
cock, as in penis, not your sex chicken
5 years ago
Yeah I have cock and I don't do chickens that seems like you sort of thing.
5 years ago
yeah, you're right, it's still like throwing a maggot into vesuvius, mouse fucker.
5 years ago
you fuck mice?
5 years ago
it feels like it when I fuck my girlfriends arse
5 years ago
you must of tried it then
5 years ago
hehe, well if I did I would fail, but you would be resoundingly successful at fucking a mouse.
5 years ago
I don't fuck animals like you do
5 years ago
Hah, you ain't fucking anything with that micropenis
5 years ago
It is not a micropenis they usually get removed dude
5 years ago
I'm pretty sure humans are animals, so smerf was right, and you admit you don't fuck humans
5 years ago
I'd like you to cite your source for that.
5 years ago
that is what I heard
5 years ago
you might give a mouse an orgasm though
5 years ago
I prefer to give women orgasms
5 years ago
While true in the 60s and 70s for extreme cases (where the head of the penis basically was all that was there), they currently use hormones or a phalloplasty surgery.
5 years ago
Oh, and by the way...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size#Studies_on_penis_size
5 years ago
yeah and I had none of that
5 years ago
Yes, because they only do that if you ask for it.

And since I'm well aware that wikipedia is considered a good source: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19453888
5 years ago
And for an even larger study (because size matters): http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/22189447
5 years ago
It doesn't matter though as long as it does its job
5 years ago
yours is like a stealth assasin when it does it's job
5 years ago
And thus, he indirectly admits he has a small penis.

I was talking about the size of the study, though. More subjects = greater statistical reliability.
5 years ago
I never admitted that I just said it does its job.
5 years ago
We called you small, I cited sources for average penis sizes (which yours looks to be WELL under) and then you said "it doesn't matter as long as it does it's job" which is the indirect admission of a small penis.
5 years ago
Right....even though never admitted it. You will be claiming I have admitted all sorts with that logic.
5 years ago
so why have you posted your average cock here then if its nothing special?
5 years ago
No, that's the only thing I'm claiming you have admitted, at the moment.

Nice job failing to use my own argument against me.
5 years ago
At the moment you are just talking crap really.
5 years ago
At the moment? Hell, I'm ALWAYS talking crap.

Doesn't mean I'm wrong, though.
5 years ago
You are wrong though.
5 years ago
FAT FAGGOT you have a very small cock, probably the smallest one I've ever seen SHUT THE FUCK UP... Anyone else who comments on this retard is just falling into his weird little game..
5 years ago
What game you are the blind asshole who thinks I am fat.
5 years ago
Time to start starving the troll.
5 years ago
so hay conky how are things on the farm?
5 years ago
i once had a bunny named Fluffy
5 years ago
and you fucked it?
5 years ago
what are you doing for canada day, conks?
5 years ago
He's drinking. Did you really need to ask?
5 years ago
Who has the dead chicken fuck link?
5 years ago
I need it for a, uh, friend.....

* Jenbirdy looks innocent *
5 years ago
I take it back, there are several videos

http://muchosucko.com/b/chicken-fucker
5 years ago
makodragon star in one of those videos?
5 years ago
your 5 minutes of fame are up...go back to lurking now
5 years ago
maybe you should...
5 years ago
Bladesman: another pic with sign
MS, username, date
5 years ago
his avatar is pretty telling
5 years ago
ew
nvm
5 years ago
I bet you only have to masturbate with finger and thumb. Or do you have small hands too,
5 years ago
I have normal hands.
5 years ago
What am I looking at? Post-op tranny?
5 years ago
A man
5 years ago
Man has penis, girl has vagina. Super simple stuff
5 years ago
yeah and thats a penis
5 years ago
give it up already
5 years ago
Hmmmmm Buttfungus?
5 years ago
What?
5 years ago
So what are you posting next. Are you aware of B-hole Tuesday.
5 years ago
Well Bladesman better luck next time. I've decided to lay off for awhile.
5 years ago
Yes jrob I'm laying off for quite awhile.
5 years ago
are you dying?
5 years ago
his subs were
5 years ago
i think we need some mucho girls to give their opinion....
bladesman thinks this is 'average'
i think he might be wrong ;/
5 years ago
if this is average im hung like a blue whale
5 years ago
It doesn't look average....

Is it..........erect?.......
5 years ago
yes
5 years ago
the heads longer than the shaft
5 years ago
Ohhhhhh,

then, no......
5 years ago
A statistically significant correlation between penis size and the size of other body parts has not been found in research. Some environmental factors in addition to genetic, such as the presence of endocrine disruptors, can affect penis growth. An adult penis with an erect length of less than 7 cm or just under 3 inches, but otherwise formed normally, is referred to in medicine as a micropenis.

Hey fatso your penis is smaller than a micropenis....
5 years ago
BABYDICK!!!
5 years ago
thats crap! its not micro!
5 years ago
^not funny anymore
5 years ago
^you never were funny
5 years ago
* possum cries *
5 years ago
like I've said before Bladesman, my penis is small when flaccid.....I'm a grower, not a shower........what you got there is about the length of me coming out of cold water. Don't be ashamed, it's what you were born with; but it is by no means average.
5 years ago
* xzekiel is one of the girls *
5 years ago
* Jenbirdy offers Zeke a copy of Cosmo and some moisturizer *
5 years ago
thanks. wanna have a pillow fight?
5 years ago
jen would probably prefer a cake fuck
5 years ago
Average? maybe for like a Pomeranian.
5 years ago
Pomeranian aint that one of them annoying little dogs Sharon Osbourne has?
5 years ago
Sure.
5 years ago
I like how you guys are insulting him, which is exactly what he wants. It's his fetish. Just ignore him unless you want to be seeing a lot more of him
5 years ago
^wants to see more of him
5 years ago
there you have it: a fat masochist
5 years ago
When I submitted my parts I was asked to do it before I did it.
5 years ago
Your stomache sticks out farther then your dicky doo, therefore, you are a dicky doo.
5 years ago
hahaha even the baby in my avy has a bigger dick than u!

bhahaha its funny cus hes fat
5 years ago
he's not fat apparently
5 years ago
Well you can see I am not fat
5 years ago
dude, seriously, shut the fuck up
5 years ago
no one cares
5 years ago
you talk crap
5 years ago
and you think your penis is 'average'
5 years ago
i see this trolling fuckwad is still reeling in all the mugs
5 years ago
like you...
5 years ago
This fucker is an irritating cunt.
5 years ago
walk away, brownie
just walk away
5 years ago
done....
5 years ago
Wow. My unborn child has a bigger dick than you..
5 years ago
that is bs!
5 years ago
walk away, ezoshdgsjhds
just walk away
5 years ago
I'm walking away, now, Jrob.
5 years ago
yet jrob2020 can't...
5 years ago
why would you be proud of that. you baby dick weirdo.
5 years ago
why are you two telling me to shut the fuck up? lol you like this picture or something?
5 years ago
walk away, dude
5 years ago
i need a drink anyone else want one while i am up?
5 years ago
* Sporty raises his hand *
5 years ago
I want one!
5 years ago
fuck off ben
5 years ago
This post has generated way too much attention. It's an out of shape D-bag with a tiny dick. Bring on the pussy because the room is spinning from...from all the gayness.
5 years ago
Anyone tells me to stfu loves cock.
5 years ago
Shut the fuck up Guido.
5 years ago
Eat a dick Squat you fucking cum-guzzling kid toucher
5 years ago
ouch
5 years ago
joe is correct though
5 years ago
squat is always correct
5 years ago
This pic has been online since 2009,
5 years ago
http://spoiledgoddesscherry.blogspot.co.uk/2009/06/smallest-dick-ive-encountered-so-far_21.html
5 years ago
A penis eh...
5 years ago
i hate you so much
5 years ago
well well well what have we got here. ...


http://spoiledgoddesscherry.blogspot.co.uk/2009/06/smallest-dick-ive-encountered-so-far_21.html?zx=985ddd8b7d6c2d46
5 years ago
Reading that in the "conky voice" makes it even better.
5 years ago
oh crap...
5 years ago
wtf's with all the stfu's ?
5 years ago
otay, here's the deal - some of us are trying to make this thread gtfo of most-commented...please do not feed the troll anymore

thank you

* possum now stfu's himself *
5 years ago
i thought that should have happened fucking ages ago
5 years ago
see, smerf, i told you he meant all the comments, not just a set of replies to a single comment when he mentioned "thread" earlier.
5 years ago
the remarks are infinitely longer then his pin dick and fat gut combined.
5 years ago
* cryax likes his comment *
5 years ago
Here's another comment for you to sftu possum

* DushanMandik is a kind and giving person *
5 years ago
"Original...not"
4 years ago
Oh, I see. It's real. Die then.
3 years ago
recover password
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